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UConn Dan said:
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1) The post was edited and originally said: "UConn and the SEC?" It was updated a few hours later after SEC fans dropped dead everywhere.
2) Chill out buddy. This is about conversation. We have to be actively involved wether its speculation, rumor, hyperbole, hypotheticals or whatever. We need people to think we are attractive. We know we are. We need to be talked about and convince other conferences that multiple conferences want us.
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Haha ok Nelly, whatever you say. I hope these threads get us into the SEC, but I will not hold my breath.
 
UConn Dan said:
I like the thought but Katie Heigl is no Ashley Judd.
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I know...but best I could find with any name recognition. Dana Delaney, Kari Wuhrer, Chloe Sevigny. Gretchen Mol is a looker in my view, but do people recognize her like Ashley Judd?
 
ZooCougar said:
You've got it the other way around. It's impossible to coach above our talent level with Pasqualoni running the show. He would have gone 7-5 with Bama's roster last season.
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I meant basketball.
 
WestHartHusk said:
I think it is clear that the SEC has sent us a sign. Now it is up to UConn nation to take some decisivie actions to show we are serious about joining the SEC. I think it is best if we break up the tasks, here is what I am thinking:

WestHartHusk: I will take the lead on laundering some money into off-shore accounts to secure our 2014 recruiting class.
Paul Pasqualoni: We are going to get you hooked up a motorcycle and a volleyball player or intern.
Upstater: Gonna need you to "teach" some online classes at UConn this fall.
Zoo: you are in charge of getting camo UConn gear into every outfitter store between NYC and Biloxi.
Butch: I am just assuming you have some good bud, so we are going to need some for on campus visits.
HFD: Wherever you are, keep the school administration away from the athletic department.

What am I missing - we don't have long to act!
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Coach Cap, get to practicing on making real Southern BBQ for the tailgate menu
Rumrunner - live up to your handle, but we need grade-A moonshine, stat.
JNYCE, I think you were a frat guy, frats are big down south, we may need to upgrade the effort of the greeks at UConn home games, get on that
Butch....ditto on WestHartHusk's suggestion. Bring it to the spring game tailgate...I will find you.
 
Jerry1714 said:
Haha ok Nelly, whatever you say. I hope these threads get us into the SEC, but I will not hold my breath.
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Yeah Jerry. Welcome aboard the SEC gravy train. Haha
 
HuskyHawk said:
I know...but best I could find with any name recognition. Dana Delaney, Kari Wuhrer, Chloe Sevigny. Gretchen Mol is a looker in my view, but do people recognize her like Ashley Judd?
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AJ is tough to compete with. I guess Heigl is our most notable option but she looks like she's no fun (though I do have a friend that went to HS with her).
 
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HuskyHawk said:
I know...but best I could find with any name recognition. Dana Delaney, Kari Wuhrer, Chloe Sevigny. Gretchen Mol is a looker in my view, but do people recognize her like Ashley Judd?
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Kate Bosworth! She still doing anything?
 
junglehusky said:
You guys. "Y'all" is now to be worked into your everyday conversation.

Someone brought in pork rinds to snack on at work. I ate some while listening to some Merle Haggard on the earbuds. I might punch a hippie if I see one.
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Always remember long hair covers red necks. :D
 
UConn Dan said:
Kate Bosworth! She still doing anything?
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How about the actress who's a part time girl friend & undercover operative of Mr. Reiss on Person of interest (Chloe). She's actually from Mass. but I'd make the exception.
 
junglehusky said:
You guys. "Y'all" is now to be worked into your everyday conversation.

Someone brought in pork rinds to snack on at work. I ate some while listening to some Merle Haggard on the earbuds. I might punch a hippie if I see one.
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I'll eat pork rinds, but I'm drawing the line at Boiled Peanuts. Wifey grew up in Columbia, S.C. When we go South, she can't get enough of them. Let's just say that they are an acquired taste that I haven't yet acquired.
 
SAMCRO said:
Coach Cap, get to practicing on making real Southern BBQ for the tailgate menu
Rumrunner - live up to your handle, but we need grade-A moonshine, stat.
JNYCE, I think you were a frat guy, frats are big down south, we may need to upgrade the effort of the greeks at UConn home games, get on that
Butch....ditto on WestHartHusk's suggestion. Bring it to the spring game tailgate...I will find you.
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I can do BBQ. Love brisket. What I'm looking for is a good recipe for grinding Andouille Sausage to satisfy the Bayou crowd when they're not in a fried catfish mood.
The kicker is trying to find Gator meat in the Northeast. The Floridians aren't happy when you try passing chicken off as gator.
 
coachcap said:
I'll eat pork rinds, but I'm drawing the line at Boiled Peanuts. Wifey grew up in Columbia, S.C. When we go South, she can't get enough of them. Let's just say that they are an acquired taste that I haven't yet acquired.
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Parents live near Beaufort sister in Aiken. Tried them and nobody should want to acquire that taste. Awful.

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coachcap said:
I can do BBQ. Love brisket. What I'm looking for is a good recipe for grinding Andouille Sausage to satisfy the Bayou crowd when they're not in a fried catfish mood.
The kicker is trying to find Gator meat in the Northeast. The Floridians aren't happy when you try passing chicken off as gator.
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My wife makes killer Jambalaya and a good red beans and rice from her days at Loyola.

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ZooCougar said:
Dunkin Donuts needs to start making scrapple.
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Scrapple = Philly/PA Dutch country, not SEC.

What DD would need to do is start serving pulled pork sandwiches using a glazed donut as the roll.
 
coachcap said:
The kicker is trying to find Gator meat in the Northeast. The Floridians aren't happy when you try passing chicken off as gator.
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The Meat House - one in Avon, one in Branford. Great people in Branford. Needed gator tails for a Creole stew - called and they had enough frozen in case but would order more if I needed it.

http://www.themeathouse.com/ourgoods/meats/wild-game.aspx

Great steaks as well....
 
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Montana has a better chance of making the SEC than UConn.

All of you, cut it out. Stop being stupid.
 
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junglehusky said:
You guys. "Y'all" is now to be worked into your everyday conversation.

Someone brought in pork rinds to snack on at work. I ate some while listening to some Merle Haggard on the earbuds. I might punch a hippie if I see one.
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Go to Middletown and take a ride around Wesleyan. I think you'll fill your limit.
 
Quick, everyone go buy a pair of camoflaged Crocs. They freaking love that in the south.

Also, if you have a teenage daughter, encourage her to get pregnant. That's BIG in SEC country.
 
Okay... They are just with us now! Rat ba$tards.

http://espn.go.com/blog/bigeast/post/_/id/42891/how-should-big-east-split-revenue

Screen shot before they change it.

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