Part Time Sub-Her
(With apologies to Stevie Wonder (Part Time Lover))
Sit down, don’t move, don’t gripe and moan,
we’ll take your scholly and send you home.
Don’t want nothing to be wrong - thus part-time Kelly.
The reason why you’re on the bench,
To let you know your O is stench.
You’ve got to be, our part time subber.
We’ll be subbing like a wres-t-ling tag team
(Bright idea? Dailey’s - in a dreammm).
We are striving for an NC so we’ll run.
With her on the bench, we’ll get it done?
And if this plan, leads to a T
We’ll only blame it on coach G,
Don’t want nothing to be wrong - thus part-time Kelly.
But if there's some emergency
That can’t be handled by CD,
Don’t want nothing to be wrong - thus FULL-TIME Kelly.
We’ll be undercover subbing on the run,
Annoying Tenn…oh, it’s so-o much fun.
If she’s not on D we’ll merely blink the lights
And sub in bigs, to-Shea’s delight.
Da, da…..
She’ll slip right in, she’ll slip right out
The refs won’t notice, it'll be a rout.
She’s got to be, our part time subber.
Da, da….
Nothing will be wrong with part time subher.
Nothing will be wrong with full time Faris.