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Yeah...you know we can still read the initials, right?
Astute observation. Yes, I did know that. That does not mean those are their actual initials. I go to lengths to protect my sources’ real and fake identities. I am new here but I am not new to being an insider among insiders. Stop in for a pie some time.
 
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Welp it looks like Benedict is going to have to go into hiding again just to avoid being asked about Throat Boy
 
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This brings me back. Spend HOURS and HOURS on AIM back in the day. It was a simpler time.
It should have never died. It was the best messaging service of all time. I didn't have texting as a kid so I used to text people through it. For free!
 
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It should have never died. It was the best messaging service of all time. I didn't have texting as a kid so I used to text people through it. For free!
I had it before text messaging was a thing!
 
It should have never died. It was the best messaging service of all time. I didn't have texting as a kid so I used to text people through it. For free!
You pay to text?
 
Anyone else think this thread had something to do with Jeff Goodman?
 
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Everyone had to pay to text in 2004

No garlicjohn.

He’s never touched a microwave, worn cargo shorts or paying a dime to text.
 
Anyone else think this thread had something to do with Jeff Goodman?
Out of all the comments dissenting my insiderrr info, this is by far the most offensive. At the end of every day, after I close up shop, I make one last pizza designed as that losers face, and I leave it in my wood fire oven until it’s burnt, and promptly throw it out. I wouldn’t let him wash his filthy hands in one of my locations’ pristine bathrooms even in the middle of flu season, let alone step foot in one of my parlors. I refuse to even type his name. I need to chop some fresh ingredients to cool off. Feel free to stop in and try some of my homegrown heirloom tomatoes on your next pie.
 
No garlicjohn.

He’s never touched a microwave, worn cargo shorts or paying a dime to text.
I've used a microwave, I know how they work. Used to heat ramen in them back in college, just never used one in my home, I unfortunately now have a built in one which is used for mopine storage. Never worn cargo shorts, never drank a cup of coffee.
 
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I don’t believe Chief is Fishy. But this one is well enough written to be fishy. Why would some random guy make an account, just to post this.

And it is the best thread we’ve seen in awhile.
I have no affiliation to Chief or Fishy. Nor the newly created account “throatboy”, which I’d like to take this time to formerly denounce.

The real Throat Boy is not some chick from WeHa. If it were, the allegiance would be with Ollie as he would’ve probably tried to bang her by now after seeing her at Grants on a Friday night, which I’d imagine could be flattering. Can’t say for sure as Ollie has never tried to bang me.

Throat Boy departed from the Ollie train about 2 years back, and will continue to supply vital information just as I will continue to dish out fresh marg pies on Fridays during lent, feel free to grab a personal pie.
 
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