Throat Boy Knows All

[Matrim55]

You're forgetting Boatright's senior year, when I was in high school and when the rotting begun.

So basically the moment I got my acceptance letter was also the UConn men's basketball death warrant.

I think you should go to 'Cuse for grade school, and then get a doctorate from Duke.

 

[Rocktheworld]

this fake text might be the best news we've seen in 2018

Best news since the car wash reports

 

[JMick]

Best news since the car wash reports

I can't get excited about rumors anymore since the conference realignment fiasco's and the diallo recruitment. It's a shame because it was so much fun; until it wasn't

 

[Rico444]

I understand your apathy towards my casual relationship with my source, but I adequately redacted his or her initials, which are different from Throat Boy, of course. Furthermore, there certainly is useful information in this thread. Hurley coming to UConn has been speculation. This not only shows he is DEFINITELY interested, but also that this hire potential has serious legs. I resent your negativity, but I still love you, and you are still welcome in my pizza parlor

Yeah...you know we can still read the initials, right?

 

[BlazePizza]

Are you permanently based out of the Storrs location, or will you be following Chillious back to the West Coast in a few months?

My feet are too flat for the rugged Pacific NW terrain. My true alliance is to Storrs.

 

[BlazePizza]

Yeah...you know we can still read the initials, right?

Astute observation. Yes, I did know that. That does not mean those are their actual initials. I go to lengths to protect my sources’ real and fake identities. I am new here but I am not new to being an insider among insiders. Stop in for a pie some time.

 

[JMick]

Yeah...you know we can still read the initials, right?

It's a fake text. He knows.

 

[UCFan1513]

This is just so absurd I’m not even sure how you came up with it

 

[JCSuperstar]

___firm__

 

[The Viking]

Welp it looks like Benedict is going to have to go into hiding again just to avoid being asked about Throat Boy

 

[superjohn]

I'm going on record as being a huge fan of pizza throat boy.

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

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Well played.

 

[whaler11]

The more interesting question is who is Blaze Pizza.

 

[KembaStepback]

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This brings me back. Spend HOURS and HOURS on AIM back in the day. It was a simpler time.

 

[RoderickSpode]

 

[JMick]

This brings me back. Spend HOURS and HOURS on AIM back in the day. It was a simpler time.

It should have never died. It was the best messaging service of all time. I didn't have texting as a kid so I used to text people through it. For free!

 

[boog204]

Pizza the Throat.

 

[KembaStepback]

It should have never died. It was the best messaging service of all time. I didn't have texting as a kid so I used to text people through it. For free!

I had it before text messaging was a thing!

 

[superjohn]

It should have never died. It was the best messaging service of all time. I didn't have texting as a kid so I used to text people through it. For free!

You pay to text?

 

[Tommyboy]

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I vote for the clone.

 

[RipCity]

Most enjoyable boneyard thread in a while

 

[HawkHusky]

Anyone else think this thread had something to do with Jeff Goodman?

 

[intlzncster]

The more interesting question is who is Blaze Pizza.

Clearly Danny Hurley. Occam's razor.

 

[JMick]

You pay to text?

Everyone had to pay to text in 2004

 

[whaler11]

Everyone had to pay to text in 2004

No garlicjohn.

He’s never touched a microwave, worn cargo shorts or paying a dime to text.