Throat Boy Knows All

[BlazePizza]

Anyone else think this thread had something to do with Jeff Goodman?

Out of all the comments dissenting my insiderrr info, this is by far the most offensive. At the end of every day, after I close up shop, I make one last pizza designed as that losers face, and I leave it in my wood fire oven until it’s burnt, and promptly throw it out. I wouldn’t let him wash his filthy hands in one of my locations’ pristine bathrooms even in the middle of flu season, let alone step foot in one of my parlors. I refuse to even type his name. I need to chop some fresh ingredients to cool off. Feel free to stop in and try some of my homegrown heirloom tomatoes on your next pie.

 

[superjohn]

Everyone had to pay to text in 2004

Misread, thought you were complaining about having to pay to text.

 

[superjohn]

No garlicjohn.

He’s never touched a microwave, worn cargo shorts or paying a dime to text.

I've used a microwave, I know how they work. Used to heat ramen in them back in college, just never used one in my home, I unfortunately now have a built in one which is used for mopine storage. Never worn cargo shorts, never drank a cup of coffee.

 

[Huskyforlife]

I don’t believe Chief is Fishy. But this one is well enough written to be fishy. Why would some random guy make an account, just to post this.

And it is the best thread we’ve seen in awhile.

 

[intlzncster]

Why would some random guy make an account, just to post this.

Well, somebody signed up as 'throatboy' too. So you never know.

 

[JMick]

Well, somebody signed up as 'throatboy' too. So you never know.

It's definitely August

 

[BlazePizza]

I don’t believe Chief is Fishy. But this one is well enough written to be fishy. Why would some random guy make an account, just to post this.

And it is the best thread we’ve seen in awhile.

I have no affiliation to Chief or Fishy. Nor the newly created account “throatboy”, which I’d like to take this time to formerly denounce.

The real Throat Boy is not some chick from WeHa. If it were, the allegiance would be with Ollie as he would’ve probably tried to bang her by now after seeing her at Grants on a Friday night, which I’d imagine could be flattering. Can’t say for sure as Ollie has never tried to bang me.

Throat Boy departed from the Ollie train about 2 years back, and will continue to supply vital information just as I will continue to dish out fresh marg pies on Fridays during lent, feel free to grab a personal pie.

 

[The Funster]

Oh man, I'm dying here. LOL funny.

 

[August_West]

It's definitely August

Im not a mod.

You guys can figure the rest out from there.

 

[JMick]

Im not a mod.

You guys can figure the rest out from there.

Convenient alibi. You are king of the fake texts and tweets.

 

[August_West]

Convenient alibi. You are king of the fake texts and tweets.

But not multiple handles. I tried that once. Multiple handles are shut down in short order here, and even cause posting bugs.

 

[RayIsTheGOAT]

IDK Throat Boy, orange theory sounds a little fruity.

 

[UConnNick]

Not much of a field hockey fan, then?

Or women's BB, baseball and hockey.

 

[intlzncster]

But not multiple handles. I tried that once. Multiple handles are shut down in short order here, and even cause posting bugs.

You're way more than savvy enough to post from a different IP auggie. Don't gimme that.

 

[Point6]

Throat boy = car wash 2.0

Throat Boy = TB which in reverse is BT. If throat boy is in fact a man, this is obviously BTM.

 

[CTMike]

The more interesting question is who is Blaze Pizza.

Bunkey.

 

[Huskygamble19]

damn...Makes me want to go and grab my Foxon Park!!!

 

[junglehusky]

Throat Boy, Throat Boy
Whacha gonna do?
Whacha gonna do when they throat punch you?

 

[throatboy]

I have no affiliation to Chief or Fishy. Nor the newly created account “throatboy”, which I’d like to take this time to formerly denounce.
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Nice try but nobody is falling for that.