I hate people who run in road races. I hate anyone who rides a bicycle, even if not in a road race. I hate Lance Armstrong, not as a person, but just in general. I hate people who work in bicycle shops. They are weird. I hate seeing guys in shorts with skinny legs running on the road. I hate those spandex tights and helmets that bicycle riders wear. I hate when I'm driving my car and I hit someone on a bicycle. I hate having to slow for people on bicycles, so I don't.