Things we hate

[gars44]

To piggy back on fishy's comment about road races (I hate the fat people at the start too)...

I hate when little kids run rampant at the start and almost get trampled then their parents give the other runners dirty looks.

I hate people who run in road races.
I hate anyone who rides a bicycle, even if not in a road race.
I hate Lance Armstrong, not as a person, but just in general.
I hate people who work in bicycle shops. They are weird.
I hate seeing guys in shorts with skinny legs running on the road.
I hate those spandex tights and helmets that bicycle riders wear.
I hate when I'm driving my car and I hit someone on a bicycle.
I hate having to slow for people on bicycles, so I don't.

 

[gars44]

In the words of Mr. George Costanza, "It's all pipes!" Just let it go, sir, just let it go.

Exactly. My wife said it best: You know your guy has class when he gets out of the shower to take a wiss. I don't have any class.

 

[gars44]

People that litter. I find the concept of just throwing trash out the window or dropping it on the ground inconceivable. This includes cigarette butts.

It creates jobs, though.

 

[CAHUSKY]

These bumper stickers annoy me for some reason:

I guess I just don't want to live in the same world with people who own this sticker.

Then i suggest you don't move to Tahoe.

 

[temery]

I hate junk mail. I got a PO box a year ago, hoping the years of mailing lists I've been put on would go away. Nope. To make it worse I now get the junk mail the previous owners of the box should be getting. There should be something like the no call list for junk mail.

I figured it being the off season and this being the boneyard where hate is rampant we could discuss some things we hate.

I'll start.

I hate when ninjas use the auto sensing urinal before me. It never sees them and I have to deal with a bowl full of fresh ninja urine when I really have to go.

What do you hate?

 

[temery]

I hate getting my pocket picked at urinals. It's happened to me twice, once at O'Hare Airport in Chicago and then again at DFW.

I also hate pasta

There's an obvious solution if you feel a hand in your pocket while taking a leak.

 

[Dribbles]

I hate finding a grey pubic hair, especially in restaurant food.

So blond is OK??