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The Curse of Geno's stubble

CL82

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Mrs. CL82 has a theory that the team's recent struggles closely correlate with Geno's stubble. Sloppy coach, sloppy play.

Hey, I've heard worse theories. (Okay maybe I haven't, but I thought it was funny enough to post.)
 

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Actually a survey of women has revealed they like the stubbly look, so until it is declared toxic maybe Geno is just trying to keep up? ;)
 

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Actually a survey of women has revealed they like the stubbly look, so until it is declared toxic maybe Geno is just trying to keep up? ;)
It looks good on a twenty something year old with a dark full beard. Once you hit middle age it, not so much.
 

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It looks good on a twenty something year old with a dark full beard. Once you hit middle age it, not so much.

But have you noticed most of those wearing it have large bare patches on their cherubic cheeks?
 

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I hate to agree but I do not like the scruffy look when you are in a professional setting.
I once felt this way too but then the 80's arrived. :)
 
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I sure hope he's growing something and didn't just forget or whatever. He looks like someone's drunk uncle.
 

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Mrs. CL82 has a theory that the team's recent struggles closely correlate with Geno's stubble. Sloppy coach, sloppy play.

Hey, I've heard worse theories. (Okay maybe I haven't, but I thought it was funny enough to post.)
What do you expect? For years the BY has been suggesting that Geno is no good with close shaves anyhow.
 
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He's a football fan. Ever see football players grow facial hair?
 
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Mrs. CL82 has a theory that the team's recent struggles closely correlate with Geno's stubble. Sloppy coach, sloppy play.

Hey, I've heard worse theories. (Okay maybe I haven't, but I thought it was funny enough to post.)
This is as plausible as many of the other theories that have been posted. It will get better!!!
 

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Sorry, I do not think my system can handle Geno with a full beard. He is such a handsome man.

Where is CD during this crisis? Head bangHead bang
 
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Okay, for years UCONN fans have enjoyed relative peace and tranquility, number one rankings and home-court advantages, not to mention National Championships. Today we are in a rough patch, enter conspiracy theories. Hopefully we'll never approach the vitriol of Vol Nation.
 

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Sorry, I do not think my system can handle Geno with a full beard. He is such a handsome man.

Where is CD during this crisis? Head bangHead bang
Or Kathy, right? But I have to think that you are right that CD's desire for everything to be 'just so' must be offended by the stubble.
 
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It looks good on a twenty something year old with a dark full beard. Once you hit middle age it, not so much.
Women's reactions to the stubble are not relevant here. There are women who fall in love with imprisoned serial killers. The important thing here is that the "Basketball Gods" do not like it. And they have caused the poor performances when Geno is not clean shaven.
 
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Actually a survey of women has revealed they like the stubbly look, so until it is declared toxic maybe Geno is just trying to keep up? ;)
Did anyone notice GENO pulled out his TELL again. In past seasons as his team(s) were about to lose GENO puts is index finger up and down across his lips. When I see that I know the team is in trouble and Geno hasn't a clue on how to fix it. HIS TELL.
 

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So, I would like to note that Geno was clean shaven last night, the team went off on a scoring spree, and the bench looked as good as it has all season. Still doubting the Curse Of Geno's Stubble?

#COGS
 
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