The Big Texan 72 Oz. Steak challenge..... live stream

[John]

looks like a Brad Pitt clone. Or maybe it's Brad Pitt.

 

[John]

think he needs to start cutting smaller pieces, he's chewing too much, like a cow on cud.

 

[Kolumbo]

looks like a Brad Pitt clone. Or maybe it's Brad Pitt.

Could be Mark Wahlberg. I'd say Wahlberg would do better than Pitt.

 

[mussels]

He's dating whiskey chick. Tried a bit of the cold leftovers this morning, and figured he'd go out and get a hot one.

 

[8893]

I liked Blondie's two-plate approach yesterday. Cut the steak in half and approach it as two separate steaks.

 

[John]

He's dating whiskey chick. Tried a bit of the cold leftovers this morning, and figured he'd go out and get a hot one.

she's still passed out in the flower bed.

 

[Kolumbo]

Could be a younger Ed Nelson. As for UConn players, my pick would be Jake Voskuhl. It's in his blood.

 

[jleves]

So I had the urge to figure the calories for this meal:

Item	Calories per	Total Calories
Steak	77 calories per ounce (x72)	5,544
Shrimp	277 per fried shrimp (x3)	831
Potato	161	161
Roll	90	90
Small Salad	7	7
Butter	100 per pad (x2)	200
Total		6,833

Great way to start your day!

 

[John]

this guy is as serious as a heart attack.

 

[Dove]

They need audio. Or at least some commentary like from the show Wipeout.
This guy's knife work is horrible. Every cut should be two saw strokes max.

You're new here. Everyone gets a 1980 Cutco knife.

 

[John]

getting distracted, too much yakking.

 

[John]

You're new here. Everyone gets a 1980 Cutco knife.

except for the murderer last week who brought his own.

 

[mussels]

getting distracted, too much yakking.

He's looking reasonably strong so the house is sending in interferance early.

 

[TXHuskyFan]

get off the phone!

 

[Dove]

except for the murderer last week who brought his own.

I would so bring a Shun knife.

@Deepster yep, that was a brag.

 

[Dove]

"Yo, Bud!!! You're on a camera, dude!!!"

 

[Deepster]

I would so bring a Shun knife.

@Deepster yep, that was a brag.

Shut up, Dove.

 

[Kolumbo]

This guy thinks he's Taylor. Focus!!

Cubs minor leaguer is really committed to this subtle gag

Taylor Davis is really good at making you feel uncomfortable.

www.si.com

 

[mussels]

That slowing down action with the phone allowed the meat to get off the mat. Big mistake. It will now thoroughly kick his ass.

 

[John]

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That slowing down action with the phone allowed the meat to get off the mat. Big mistake. It will now thoroughly kick his ass.

between the hamming it up, the talking to passerbys, and then the phone call, he totally let steak back in the game.

 

[Husky25]

Fried Shrimp calc. is too high. Unseasoned Shrimp is actually pretty low. A Google search returns the Denny's Golden Friend Shrimp. 277 is for the serving. Also there is no way that salad is served without dressing. I'd add another pat of butter as well.

 

[CL82]

Under 20 minutes to go in the parade of staff and management coming over to chat with him becomes unrelenting.

Obviously management is still upset from losing by one second to the librarian.

 

[mussels]

Early in the fourth quarter it's still anyone's game. With all that cutting action he clearly intends on making an attempt.

 

[storrsroars]

This guy thinks he's Taylor. Focus!!

Cubs minor leaguer is really committed to this subtle gag

Taylor Davis is really good at making you feel uncomfortable.

www.si.com

That's pretty good, but as far as MLB antics, it pales next to Chris Resop's serial crotch grabs.

 

[John]

STEP OFF DUDE, STOP DISTRACTING.

 

[John]

staff interruption in 5, 4, 3, 2........

 

[jleves]

They really need a camera adjustment. It's getting harder and harder to read the right hand clocks. Now even the third clock is obscured. And can they please fix the time on the camera (unless they delay the feed by 21 minutes)?

 

[Kolumbo]

The obvious strategy is to cut the steak up into tiny pieces and mash the potato. You gotta chew for an hour so you have to eliminate as many chews as possible and save your energy for your stomach. Also wash down the food throughout the hour, not just in the last 20 minutes. He's close.

 

[August_West]

hes gonna do it

 

[TXHuskyFan]

meat sandwich with the roll...nice technique