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Lol and that's why I have not tried it. Apparently, if even a molecule of water exists anywhere on the outside of the turkey, it goes up in a cataclysmic blast, the size of which would make Hiroshima blush.
 
Think I'm making lasagna. Turkey sucks.

OK, Garfield

We go with the usual suspects:

Turkey - brined, etc.
Stuffing
Cornbread
Green bean casserole
Mashed sweet potatoes
Cranberry sauce (I insist on the jellied stuff that plops out of the can in one gelatinous piece)
 
Lol and that's why I have not tried it. Apparently, if even a molecule of water exists anywhere on the outside of the turkey, it goes up in a cataclysmic blast, the size of which would make Hiroshima blush.
Worked at one of the dinning halls while I was at UConn. One of the full timers would throw ice cubes in the fryer as a “prank” to whichever student was working that station. Can confirm it gets very bad.
 
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Worked at one of the dinning halls while I was at UConn. One of the full timers would throw ice cubes in the fryer as a “prank” to whichever student was working that station. Can confirm it gets very bad.

Funny guy!
 
On the drinks side: Plantation Prankster.will be providing Micil Irish Gin, along with a 2025 Poitin, distilled illegally in Inverin, Ireland. Assorted beers available as well, with the usual common distilled spirits in reserve.
 
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Dry-brined and spatchcocked turkey with an artery-clogging amount of compound butter shoved under the skin before roasting. I have yet to find a better way.
I put a lil smoked paprika, salt and pepper in my butter before injection.

Smoking just a turkey breast after wet brining.
 
My sister hosts Thanksgiving. She's got home cookin' potential, but between her McDonald's loving husband and picky three kids, her reps aren't as high as they would be if she she had a more adventurous family.

With that being said, her simply prepared (salt, pepper, no stuffing inside) turkey is solid and mashed potatoes (she uses full fat almond milk creamer for her lactose intolerant daughter) are solid. Most sides are store brought from a local market.

To help ease her tension of timing with food, my wife and I are in charge of the apps, which is a mix of my Italian side (various cheeses and olives, plus cured meats) and her Scandinavian side (smoked salmon, crisp toast and lefsa).

Her husband liked canned cranberry sauce, but my wife brings her homemade version (cranberries, orange juice, brown sugar, cinnamon sticks). No one ever eats her amazing homemade pumpkin pie (my birthday is in July and she makes me a pumpkin cheesecake for my cake) so she makes a pie for us to keep at home while the savages eat the store-bought crap.
 
I'm responsible for wine and pies, which I pick up at Grandma's Pie Factory in East Hartford

Nobody wants me in the kitchen
 
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I'm going to a friend's house for and am in charge of dessert. I'm baking an apple cider donut cake. Never tried it, but it sounds really good.
My advice, add cheddar.

Just kidding based on what I've been reading here.
 
I put a lil smoked paprika, salt and pepper in my butter before injection.

Smoking just a turkey breast after wet brining.
Try combining butter with brown sugar … trusts this is how a turkey browns amazingly
 
My sister hosts Thanksgiving. She's got home cookin' potential, but between her McDonald's loving husband and picky three kids, her reps aren't as high as they would be if she she had a more adventurous family.

With that being said, her simply prepared (salt, pepper, no stuffing inside) turkey is solid and mashed potatoes (she uses full fat almond milk creamer for her lactose intolerant daughter) are solid. Most sides are store brought from a local market.

To help ease her tension of timing with food, my wife and I are in charge of the apps, which is a mix of my Italian side (various cheeses and olives, plus cured meats) and her Scandinavian side (smoked salmon, crisp toast and lefsa).

Her husband liked canned cranberry sauce, but my wife brings her homemade version (cranberries, orange juice, brown sugar, cinnamon sticks). No one ever eats her amazing homemade pumpkin pie (my birthday is in July and she makes me a pumpkin cheesecake for my cake) so she makes a pie for us to keep at home while the savages eat the store-bought crap.
Right on with the homemade cranny. i just made mine and used manuka honey instead of brown sugar but to each their delicious own!
 

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One wonders what you were doing that made her feel creating this rule was necessary. 😉
I'm sure I really don't know. But, then, she often will ask me with I was thinking when I said/did one thing or another in some social setting.

What I do know for sure, though....since we moved into this house, I can't have a basement anymore.
 
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Oven-roasted turkey
Amazingly mashed potatoes
Tasty creamed corn casserole
Vegetal brocolli au gratin
Slow-cooked Buffalo chicken dip for football watching.
Canned cranberry sauce 2 ways
3 pies
Beer, wine, Honey Jack and lemonade
 
Oven-roasted turkey
Amazingly mashed potatoes
Tasty creamed corn casserole
Vegetal brocolli au gratin
Slow-cooked Buffalo chicken dip for football watching.
Canned cranberry sauce 2 ways
3 pies
Beer, wine, Honey Jack and lemonade
What makes the mashed potatoes amazing?
 
I’d rather try something new than that marshmallow monstrosity someone mentioned above.
In that vein, I'd rather have the monstrosity than any of these homemade cranberry sauces. Cranberry sauce is not cranberry sauce unless you can see clear through and has indentations that match the can it came in.
 
Roasted whole turkey and two bone in breasts
Homemade cranberries (just berries, water and sugar)
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Sage Stuffing with lots of ground sausage in it
Sweet potato casserole with brown sugar crumble topping
Green bean casserole (homemade from individual ingredients and fresh green beans)
Salad
Rolls and butter
Apple pie
Pumpkin pie
Peanut butter buckeyes

The ladies’ tradition for a drink is various sparkling wines. All generations, including the not quite 21, enjoy it.

For the men, the cocktail of the day at my bar will be a Woodford Reserve Old Fashioned sweetened with real maple syrup.

Beers are Miller Lite, All Day IPA and a hazy IPA from my local micro brewery just down the road. (and a bunch of stragglers of different kinds)

Nutrl, White Claw

Assorted mixers with whiskey, vodka, rum etc.

***I copied this post into my notes and now I have a checklist for the morning. 💪🏻
 
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Roasted whole turkey and two bone in breasts
Homemade cranberries (just berries, water and sugar)
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Sage Stuffing with lots of ground sausage in it
Sweet potato casserole with brown sugar crumble topping
Green bean casserole (homemade from individual ingredients and fresh green beans)
Salad
Rolls and butter
Apple pie
Pumpkin pie
Peanut butter buckeyes

The ladies’ tradition for a drink is various sparkling wines. All generations, including the not quite 21 enjoy it.

For the men, the cocktail of the day at my bar will be a Woodford Reserve Old Fashioned sweetened with real maple syrup.

Beers are Miller Lite, All Day IPA and a hazy IPA from my local micro brewery just down the road. (and a bunch of stragglers of different kinds)

Nutrl, White Claw

Assorted mixers with whiskey, vodka, rum etc.

***I copied this post into my notes and now I have a checklist for the morning. 💪🏻

You’re the MVP of the thread here for me. The perfect blend of tradition and new twists. Cocktails on point. Just throw a can of the jellied cranberry on and it’s a perfect score.
 
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