And outquicked us. We couldn't guard anyone one-on-one. MW was too slow to guard their point guard (Tony Skinn, their current coach), Denham and Rashad couldn't stay with their shooter, Rudy didn't have the foot speed to handle their 6-4 wing, their long-armed PF could score over Hilton and their beefy center got what he wanted on Josh.
But fortunately that game was imaginary and never actually happened. It all started when there was this goofy Sports Illustrated April Fools Day cover with George Mason on it, sorta like the old Sidd Finch one, and, just like the Finch story, a lot of people genuinely thought it was real. Folks can be so gullible.