Cliff is listed at 6-10, 225 on BR, so I'm really not sure what you're talking about as far as body type goes. The games are similar because both are more finesse-type bigs, even though Cliff's long-range shooting took off more in the pros than at UConn. Brand is completely dissimilar: a short, wide, back-to-the-basket type who rarely took jumpers. I didn't say anything to anyone about Kemp, though the fact that his success was largely predicated on being a generational athlete (so much so that he completely cratered when his athleticism suffered as he fell out of shape) makes me disinclined to compare anyone to him.
I do agree that you're being insufferable, though.