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Don't forget to charge your mobile devices, so you're fully charged during the upcoming surge.

It's sad that I actually had to just plug in.
 

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Maybe Dan Hurley is like the Floyd Mayweather of NCAAB coaches; master promoter. The longer this decision draws out, the more hype he builds and as this thread gets longer the more we want him.
 
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
M & M's are on your new diet? I don't think so. You are going to be a fat tub of lard again before you know it.:)
 

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What's the O/U on page # when he will be making his decision? 150?
 

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The way this is going you would think Hurley was Jim Calhoun reincarnated. Imagine what this place will be like if he comes and actually loses games next year.

This is really about my desire to be a contributor to the thread that will not end.

At this point, it's no longer about Danny Hurley. It's about WINNING.
 

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might be clocking out of the office soon and hitting the bar, which means clocking out of the thread for a bit in the interests of being """social""". i don't want to miss anything tho
 
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