How many times does scooter need to explain to you people that he's actually a better fan because he cares enough to expect more?
Sure, he disappears whenever we do well and only shows up when we don't. And yes, he'll explain away any good accomplishments as flukes or unimpressive. And of course he'll interpret every hiccup as proof that he was correct about the apocalypse of UConn basketball.
That just because he's trying to show us all tough love. There is no bigger fan. Just ask him.