Nice. In the old days, the thread would have gone five pages before someone wrote the real answer. Great start, but you are getting soft in your old age.
It is an great choice, although it is a shame to lose a good reporter.
Alright, here's a true story. A good, light reading for a Saturday morning.
About a week and a half ago the wife and I loaded up the kids for a Thurday night Christmas Caroling Concert at a city park called Seville Square. We loaded up the truck with the wagon, blankets, some snacks, etc.
Along the drive to the park our 8 year old dughter looks up at a billboard and says "Did that sign say Seville?".
My wife goes, I don't know how was it spelled?
My daughter says S-Y-P-H-I-L-I-S. She has a very good, photographic memory.
I start cracking up and, the wife in shock, says WHAT?!
While we are figuring out what to do, our daughter is in the back seat trying her best to sound it out.
S, S, Syph, Syph, Syphil, etc, etc.
Wife looks over at me and I said, you're the nurse, you got it.
Mom spent the next five minutes trying to explain STD's to our daughter and 9 year old son.
Now you may ask yourself why there was a billboard with syphilis written on it. Turns out cases of ole sid have been on the rise the past two years here and the county health dept thinks billboards is a good way to get the word out to get tested, get treated and use protection.
True story.