Rut Roh stoops to new low (please brace yourself)

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

The was my favorite of all the replies:

For RU fans... Those patches go on the jersey when you make the NCAAs.

 

[Kolumbo]

I can't even come up with an analogy of how ridiculous this is. All I can think of is:
"Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."