Rakim Lubin - mystery finally solved.

[Fishy]

Finally, we know how much he weighs - 248 pounds. After seeing everything from 210 to 280 pounds, we can put all that to rest.

No recruit in the history of the Boneyard has had dimensions as hard to pin down as Lubin - so, from this point on, a Lubin Unit is 248-pounds. Any Boneyarder lucky enough to breed shall express his or her offsping's birthweight in Lubin Units.

E.g. -

Q: What an interesting looking baby. How much does it weigh?

A: Just about 0.483 Lubin Units! It damned near split my wife in half on the way out!

 

[Huskies4ever]

Finally, we know how much he weighs - 248 pounds. After seeing everything from 210 to 280 pounds, we can put all that to rest.

No recruit in the history of the Boneyard has had dimensions as hard to pin down as Lubin - so, from this point on, a Lubin Unit is 248-pounds. Any Boneyarder lucky enough to breed shall express his or her offsping's birthweight in Lubin Units.

E.g. -

Q: What an interesting looking baby. How much does it weigh?

A: Just about 0.483 Lubin Units! It damned near split my wife in half on the way out!

Lubin Units actually sounds scientific, unlike Hilton Units.

248, excellent. Love our bigs, but it is nice to have a non-twig big.

 

[Fishy]

Hilton Units came about the same way - we had no idea how tall he was.

 

[Huskies4ever]

Hilton Units came about the same way - we had no idea how tall he was.

Well, of course. But it wasn't as crazy as Lubin. It's not like Hilton was anywhere from 5'10" to 6'11".

Lubin was all over the place.

Just thought that Dr. Lubin sounds better than Dr. Hilton as far as scientific units.

 

[CAHUSKY]

I'm .89 Lubin units but only .79 Hilton units. Not a good combination.

 

[Pudge]

PST is 3:32am meaning CAHUSKY just posted at 3:05am. That's the more amazing unit.

I am reporting .91 Lubin units on .88 Hilton units this morning.

 

[mauconnfan]

PST is 3:32am meaning CAHUSKY just posted at 3:05am. That's the more amazing unit.

I am reporting .91 Lubin units on .88 Hilton units this morning.

I am pleading the 5th unless someone is ready to call me The Rock 2 ………..

 

[pnete]

Ypu guys need to find girlfriends.

 

[Minicoop69]

1.19 Lubin units and .95 Hilton units.

I am FAT!!!!

 

[Kitaman]

Ypu guys need to find girlfriends.

Nah, would be sleep by then if they're good. Scratch that doesn't matter if they're good.

 

[Stinger92860]

Sorry, it will always be Smoot for me.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoot

Finally, we know how much he weighs - 248 pounds. After seeing everything from 210 to 280 pounds, we can put all that to rest.

No recruit in the history of the Boneyard has had dimensions as hard to pin down as Lubin - so, from this point on, a Lubin Unit is 248-pounds. Any Boneyarder lucky enough to breed shall express his or her offsping's birthweight in Lubin Units.

E.g. -

Q: What an interesting looking baby. How much does it weigh?

A: Just about 0.483 Lubin Units! It damned near split my wife in half on the way out!

 

[imno1]

I don't think we should be talking about Lubin's Unit. I'm surprised it wasn't censored

 

[dogfan96]

He says he lost 15 lbs recently so that means he was in the 260s at some point

 

[gioff23]

Finally, we know how much he weighs - 248 pounds. After seeing everything from 210 to 280 pounds, we can put all that to rest.

No recruit in the history of the Boneyard has had dimensions as hard to pin down as Lubin - so, from this point on, a Lubin Unit is 248-pounds. Any Boneyarder lucky enough to breed shall express his or her offsping's birthweight in Lubin Units.

E.g. -

Q: What an interesting looking baby. How much does it weigh?

A: Just about 0.483 Lubin Units! It damned near split my wife in half on the way out!

I think you forgot a zero after the decimal!

 

[pj]

Lubin Units actually sounds scientific, unlike Hilton Units.

Scientists would never say "Lubin Units," they would just say "Lubins", in the same way they say "Ohms," "Amperes," etc.

1.19 Lubin units and .95 Hilton units.

I am FAT!!!!

1.19 Lubins, .95 Hiltons, and 0.000001 Shabazzes. Rolls off the lips more naturally.

 

[Edward Sargent]

Finally, we know how much he weighs - 248 pounds. After seeing everything from 210 to 280 pounds, we can put all that to rest.

No recruit in the history of the Boneyard has had dimensions as hard to pin down as Lubin - so, from this point on, a Lubin Unit is 248-pounds. Any Boneyarder lucky enough to breed shall express his or her offsping's birthweight in Lubin Units.

E.g. -

Q: What an interesting looking baby. How much does it weigh?

A: Just about 0.483 Lubin Units! It damned near split my wife in half on the way out!

Imagine the girth of 0.483 Lubin Units in a one Hilton Unit body now that is a painful birth!

 

[Rocktheworld]

Meanwhile Cuse recruit size unit will continue to be Courics

 

[Storrsbred]

Lubin units are quite volitile, where as Hilton units, once established, are fairly static until they age, when they tend to diminish. Lublin units can be impacted by activity or inactivity, on a case by case basis.

 

[Minicoop69]

1.19 Lubins, .95 Hiltons, and 0.000001 Shabazzes. Rolls off the lips more naturally.[/QUOTE]

What are Shabazzes?? First I am hearing of this! Is this how tight you can handle the Rock?? If that's the case, I am pretty tight with the Rock, and maybe 0.500 Shabazz!!

 

[Strummer]

I don't think we should be talking about Lubin's Unit.

I'm not a big Lubin's Unit guy.

 

[Edward Sargent]

1.19 Lubin units and .95 Hilton units.

I am FAT!!!!

And stuck in your Minicoop!!

 

[pj]

What are Shabazzes?? First I am hearing of this! Is this how tight you can handle the Rock?? If that's the case, I am pretty tight with the Rock, and maybe 0.500 Shabazz!!

I was thinking basketball talent and savoir faire.

 

[Huskyforlife]

1.19 Lubins, .95 Hiltons, and 0.000001 Shabazzes. Rolls off the lips more naturally.

What are Shabazzes?? First I am hearing of this! Is this how tight you can handle the Rock?? If that's the case, I am pretty tight with the Rock, and maybe 0.500 Shabazz!![/QUOTE]
Shabazzes measures your testiculos

 

[CAHUSKY]

PST is 3:32am meaning CAHUSKY just posted at 3:05am. That's the more amazing unit.

I am reporting .91 Lubin units on .88 Hilton units this morning.

CAHUSKY doesn't need sleep. 4 hours per night = 1 CAHUSKY unit

 

[elduderino]

Ypu guys need to find girlfriends.

Just not girlfriends capable of delivering 0.483 Lubin Unit babies. Or I guess you could just drink really, really heavily and shatter every light bulb in a half mile radius. Like a ton of boozing though first.