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Another good one is the SBD in to the elevator that transitions in to a crop dust as you exit the door for your floor. A real beauty when executed well.

My luck is as follows:

1, Get in empty elevator.
2. Forget where I am and rip big fart
3. Stench fills elevator.
4. Elevator stops halfway up.
5. In walks perfect 10.
6. Try to inhale as much of the smell as possible.
7. Elevator opens.
8. Comence walk of shame.
 
I wonder what percentage of the people who get this reference possess English degrees.
or took high school English?
 
My luck is as follows:

1, Get in empty elevator.
2. Forget where I am and rip big fart
3. Stench fills elevator.
4. Elevator stops halfway up.
5. In walks perfect 10.
6. Try to inhale as much of the smell as possible.
7. Elevator opens.
8. Comence walk of shame.
The only play there is to pick one of the enter people do a double take, cough a bit, shake your head then say please just hit the next floor, I'm getting out. On your way out turn and look at him with disgust, shake your head again and leave.
 
Everyone is transferring except for Amilo and Mandeldove is replacing Ollie as coach. There's nothing we can do but accept it and move on.
 
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