Purvis tweets

[Kitaman]

There is no way:

1. KO pulled him from the starting lineup already, he'd do that closer to the next game.

I'm not sure his starting (regular season) was a certainty, having not played a game in UConn uni. Boat was the only sure thing, and perhaps Amida. The other spots were once filled by our seniors and were wide open coming in. He may be the 'front runner' but all those open spots were to be earned.

 

[prankster]

Someone needs to ...... create an IQ test for board registration.

I guess I am OK with this, so long as us old timers get grandfathered in.

 

[pj]

I guess I am OK with this, so long as us old timers get grandfathered in.

I thought we had one - you have to be able to spell your screen name. I failed - my screen name is really 'oj' - but luckily the mods didn't notice.

 

[CL82]

we're in deep doodoo if we start hanging on teenagers' tweets.

..or in Wisconsin.

I'm not worried one bit about "the Ferrari." He just needs to let the game come to him.

 

[nomar]

Someone needs to lock this thread before it starts and create an IQ test for board registration.

There wouldn't be any traffic anymore.

The Boneyard would consist entirely of Zymurg's beer reviews.

 

[WhereistheDove?]

For me, this is definitely in the conversation for worst thread in the history of the BY. Not only making a thread about a college kid's tweets, but making a thread over-analyzing tweets that say absolutely nothing.

 

[Stainmaster]

The fact that this thread has made it to a second page has eliminated all of my faith in humanity.

 

[8893]

Clearly you are all just too closed minded to discuss speculation.

 

[MilliniumPrince]

Stop the BS!! Those tweets are crystal clear. Anyone can see he is planning to transfer to UCLA with Hamilton.

Analyzing tweets is like trying to tap dance on a lake. Any sane person knows it isn't possible, and any fool who tries will end up soggy and wet.

 

[Gurleyman]

There wouldn't be any traffic anymore.

The Boneyard would consist entirely of Zymurg's beer reviews.

Hey - we just dropped a little bit of The Canterbury Tales in the Diamond Stone thread. That's not bad! (especially since it wasn't the part of The Miller's Tale where the guy gets a hot poker in the ass through the window).

 

[CallMeBruce]

Hey - we just dropped a little bit of The Canterbury Tales in the Diamond Stone thread. That's not bad! (especially since it wasn't the part of The Miller's Tale where the guy gets a hot poker in the ass through the window).

I wonder what percentage of the people who get this reference possess English degrees.

 

[UCweCONN]

On a side note, we can't use any slightly off color word here without being censored for fear of offending the sponsors. Somehow, I don't think the company behind the hot European singles ad offends easily....

 

[intlzncster]

For me, this is definitely in the conversation for worst thread in the history of the BY. Not only making a thread about a college kid's tweets, but making a thread over-analyzing tweets that say absolutely nothing.

Not making fun of you in the least, but it's amusing just how often we have "the worst thread in the history of the BY" around here.

Doesn't say much for us as a group.

 

[Greathusky]

Yep that only took 4 days before the first regular season game.
The Boneyard special "look who is not happy" thread soon to be followed by a "Look who is in the doghouse" thread.

 

[Huskies4ever]

Anyone that posts every tweet from an 18 year old all year long should be placed on "ignore" by every sane person on this board. Lord.

Yes, but, are there any sane posters on this board?

 

[Cheeky]

I must be old.
I dislike both Twitter and Facebook. Very much. Don't post on either. Don't read either. Think that the communication value they have provided has been offset by the collective lowering of direct human interaction and the onset of the immediacy culture, where people fall all over each other to be the first to post about trivialities that maraud as news, and where said posting gets amplified exponentially, regardless of merit. Like here, for example.

 

[James]

atleast this isn't as bad as the mack thread, where discussion of "bbc" has run rampant

 

[tzznandrew]

Hey - we just dropped a little bit of The Canterbury Tales in the Diamond Stone thread. That's not bad! (especially since it wasn't the part of The Miller's Tale where the guy gets a hot poker in the ass through the window).

Don't forget that before he gets the hot poker, he farts in the guys face so hard it almost blinds him.

We kept is as classy as we could.

 

[intlzncster]

atleast this isn't as bad as the mack thread, where discussion of "bbc" has run rampant

That wasn't one of the highlights? Different strokes I guess...

pun.

 

[intlzncster]

Don't forget that before he gets the hot poker, he farts in the guys face so hard it almost blinds him.

We kept is as classy as we could.

"I fart in your general direction!"

 

[James]

That wasn't one of the highlights? Different strokes I guess...

pun.

it was definitely hilarious ha.

 

[ctchamps]

Don't forget that before he gets the hot poker, he farts in the guys face so hard it almost blinds him.

We kept is as classy as we could.

Classy and educational. Now people know the origination of the expression "pain in the asset".

 

[Jluc]

I thought Tevin Macks thread was the dumbest one on the boneyard yet, I lied, its this one.

 

[mauconnfan]

I thought Tevin Macks thread was the dumbest one on the boneyard yet, I lied, its this one.

This is a Boneyard meeting actually:

 

[intlzncster]

This is a Boneyard meeting actually:

When I worked in the corporate world, I prayed for this to happen (to someone else) every single meeting. Unfortunately, it was usually an SBD. All the pain, none of the amusement.