OT: The twenty-something in a bikini

[HuskyNan]

Newsflash man, that's what they all want to do, and have all the tools in the world they need, to accomplish the mission, it's only the degree of stealth that separates them and the leash that you're able to work with.

Single fellow, are you?

 

[businesslawyer]

I don't know nan personally, but I can't imagine she's the kind of mom that's going to get her son a nice firm young adult female in a bikini for Christmas.

He would hardly be the first child to hand a parent a shopping list with stuff on it he knew he wasn't going to get, now would he?

 

[Carl Spackler]

Single fellow, are you?

Nope - married to a wonderful animal trainer for a long time now.

 

[Jimmy Serrano]

Nope - married to a wonderful animal trainer for a long time now.

What does she do for work?

 

[coachcap]

I don't know nan personally, but I can't imagine she's the kind of mom that's going to get her son a nice firm young adult female in a bikini for Christmas.

I just had visions of that Animal House Scene during the parade where the coed dressed as a Playboy Bunny gets thrown through the open window onto an adolescent boy's bed & he blurts out "Thank You God!"

 

[Adios]

Newsflash man, that's what they all want to do, and have all the tools in the world they need, to accomplish the mission, it's only the degree of stealth that separates them and the leash that you're able to work with.

Not all do. It depends on your personality. If they think you are inferior to them, then they will make every effort to enslave you. If they think you are intelligent, they can have plenty of respect.

No woman will enslave me. I have been able to deal with women as "friends". And they have had no problem with that, for the most part. But a couple did want to enslave me.

 

[Adios]

So when's the wedding date?

It didn't happen. She had big-time double standards! She was telling me I can't have any female friends. Completely flips out when I try to introduce her to a good female friend of mine so she can get to know me better. I broke it off after that. And then later on, she goes on to "fall in love" with her best friend, who happens to be a man!

 

[Kgun7]

Nan - I applaud your son's efforts ... but low resolution is unacceptable! He just didn't execute! ...

 

[Jarhead_1775]

Nice distraction! Thx, Nan!

 

[Adios]

Nice distraction! Thx, Nan!

Dude, you probably have the best avatar on here.

 

[businesslawyer]

It didn't happen. She had big-time double standards! She was telling me I can't have any female friends. Completely flips out when I try to introduce her to a good female friend of mine so she can get to know me better. I broke it off after that. And then later on, she goes on to "fall in love" with her best friend, who happens to be a man!

I want to make sure I get this. Your discovery that a woman had "big-time double standards" deserved an exclamation point? You may have more learning to do than you think.

 

[Adios]

I want to make sure I get this. Your discovery that a woman had "big-time double standards" deserved an exclamation point? You may have more learning to do than you think.

I am not disagreeing. Humans are crazy, in general. Look at message boards!

 

[Jarhead_1775]

Dude, you probably have the best avatar on here.

Thanks. It was an arduous search for that one. Really. (I have time on my hands).

 

[Da_Aisijimo_Gou]

Wait till he figures out the telephoto option.

... and various tripod functionality

 

[DoctorBombay]

Not all do. It depends on your personality. If they think you are inferior to them, then they will make every effort to enslave you. If they think you are intelligent, they can have plenty of respect.

No woman will enslave me. I have been able to deal with women as "friends". And they have had no problem with that, for the most part. But a couple did want to enslave me.

Sounds familiar somehow......oh, wait.