I'm feeling corny.
Dove Part of the 2% Joined Aug 26, 2011 Messages 15,888 Reaction Score 46,437 Apr 9, 2022 #1 I'm feeling corny.
6 64Zcode Joined Dec 12, 2019 Messages 877 Reaction Score 5,712 Apr 9, 2022 #9 Not exactly Weird Al, but pretty good. ( a bit of humor to balance the Tull selection)
CL82 NCAA Men’s Basketball National Champions - Again! Joined Aug 24, 2011 Messages 57,175 Reaction Score 209,870 Apr 9, 2022 #10 A lot of choices, but I have to go with…
H Hoops66 Joined Dec 17, 2019 Messages 1,207 Reaction Score 9,638 Apr 9, 2022 #14 Stretching early here....
Aluminny69 Old Timer Joined Aug 26, 2011 Messages 8,488 Reaction Score 22,605 Apr 9, 2022 #15 Way too many country songs...
H Hoops66 Joined Dec 17, 2019 Messages 1,207 Reaction Score 9,638 Apr 9, 2022 #18 A little sports feel to this...DayO...
H Hoops66 Joined Dec 17, 2019 Messages 1,207 Reaction Score 9,638 Apr 9, 2022 #19 Whatever happened to Lonnie D.? I do like those skiffle songs.
Aluminny69 Old Timer Joined Aug 26, 2011 Messages 8,488 Reaction Score 22,605 Apr 9, 2022 #20 Time for some baaaaaad animal humor? Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood! Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon? A: The farmer had cold hands! Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side! Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The calf-eteria! Q: What kind of bull doesn’t have any horns? A: A bull frog! Q; What do you call the story of the 3 Little Pigs? A: A pigtail! Q; What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? A: Bacon and legs! Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk! Q: Why are pigs so bad at football? A: because they are always hogging the ball! Q; Why are horses so negative? A: Because they always say “Neigh” to everything!
Time for some baaaaaad animal humor? Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood! Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon? A: The farmer had cold hands! Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side! Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The calf-eteria! Q: What kind of bull doesn’t have any horns? A: A bull frog! Q; What do you call the story of the 3 Little Pigs? A: A pigtail! Q; What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? A: Bacon and legs! Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk! Q: Why are pigs so bad at football? A: because they are always hogging the ball! Q; Why are horses so negative? A: Because they always say “Neigh” to everything!
Aluminny69 Old Timer Joined Aug 26, 2011 Messages 8,488 Reaction Score 22,605 Apr 9, 2022 #21 Hoops66 said: Whatever happened to Lonnie D.? Expand ... I'm guessing his chewing gum lost it's flavor on the bedpost, overnight.
Hoops66 said: Whatever happened to Lonnie D.? Expand ... I'm guessing his chewing gum lost it's flavor on the bedpost, overnight.