Dove Who wouldn't want to be me? Joined Aug 26, 2011 Messages 18,047 Reaction Score 57,785 Apr 9, 2022 #1 I'm feeling corny.
Dove Who wouldn't want to be me? Joined Aug 26, 2011 Messages 18,047 Reaction Score 57,785 Apr 9, 2022 #6
6 64Zcode Joined Dec 12, 2019 Messages 1,128 Reaction Score 7,180 Apr 9, 2022 #9 Not exactly Weird Al, but pretty good. ( a bit of humor to balance the Tull selection)
CL82 James Breeding sucks Joined Aug 24, 2011 Messages 64,048 Reaction Score 251,950 Apr 9, 2022 #10 A lot of choices, but I have to go with…
H Hoops66 Joined Dec 17, 2019 Messages 1,458 Reaction Score 12,011 Apr 9, 2022 #14 Stretching early here....
Aluminny69 Old Timer Joined Aug 26, 2011 Messages 9,029 Reaction Score 26,644 Apr 9, 2022 #15 Way too many country songs...
H Hoops66 Joined Dec 17, 2019 Messages 1,458 Reaction Score 12,011 Apr 9, 2022 #18 A little sports feel to this...DayO...
H Hoops66 Joined Dec 17, 2019 Messages 1,458 Reaction Score 12,011 Apr 9, 2022 #19 Whatever happened to Lonnie D.? I do like those skiffle songs.
Aluminny69 Old Timer Joined Aug 26, 2011 Messages 9,029 Reaction Score 26,644 Apr 9, 2022 #20 Time for some baaaaaad animal humor? Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood! Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon? A: The farmer had cold hands! Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side! Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The calf-eteria! Q: What kind of bull doesn’t have any horns? A: A bull frog! Q; What do you call the story of the 3 Little Pigs? A: A pigtail! Q; What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? A: Bacon and legs! Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk! Q: Why are pigs so bad at football? A: because they are always hogging the ball! Q; Why are horses so negative? A: Because they always say “Neigh” to everything!
Time for some baaaaaad animal humor? Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood! Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon? A: The farmer had cold hands! Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side! Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The calf-eteria! Q: What kind of bull doesn’t have any horns? A: A bull frog! Q; What do you call the story of the 3 Little Pigs? A: A pigtail! Q; What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? A: Bacon and legs! Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk! Q: Why are pigs so bad at football? A: because they are always hogging the ball! Q; Why are horses so negative? A: Because they always say “Neigh” to everything!
Aluminny69 Old Timer Joined Aug 26, 2011 Messages 9,029 Reaction Score 26,644 Apr 9, 2022 #21 Hoops66 said: Whatever happened to Lonnie D.? Expand ... I'm guessing his chewing gum lost it's flavor on the bedpost, overnight.
Hoops66 said: Whatever happened to Lonnie D.? Expand ... I'm guessing his chewing gum lost it's flavor on the bedpost, overnight.
geordi Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel Joined Aug 26, 2011 Messages 1,257 Reaction Score 3,247 Apr 9, 2022 #26
Centerstream Another loooooong offseason Joined Mar 6, 2017 Messages 10,714 Reaction Score 45,398 Apr 9, 2022 #27 Nice guitar intro
Bigboote That's big-boo-TAY Joined Dec 16, 2016 Messages 8,721 Reaction Score 47,438 Apr 9, 2022 #29 Ry Cooder with a depression classic:
Bigboote That's big-boo-TAY Joined Dec 16, 2016 Messages 8,721 Reaction Score 47,438 Apr 9, 2022 #30 Here’s a song about a horse, Stewball.