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OT: Songs about farm life, agriculture and animals from a barn

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Time for some baaaaaad animal humor?




23 Funny Farm Animal Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

  1. Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood!
  2. Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon? A: The farmer had cold hands!
  3. Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side!
  4. Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The calf-eteria!
  5. Q: What kind of bull doesn’t have any horns? A: A bull frog!
  6. Q; What do you call the story of the 3 Little Pigs? A: A pigtail!
  7. Q; What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? A: Bacon and legs!
  8. Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk!
  9. Q: Why are pigs so bad at football? A: because they are always hogging the ball!
  10. Q; Why are horses so negative? A: Because they always say “Neigh” to everything!
 
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