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OT: Pretty important update

I was at Marshall's today and a woman was Skyping (or facetiming) her man, holding up childrens sweatpants for him to render his opinion. "These are $15, what do you think?"

Technology...
That's terrible. The reason we want them out shopping is that we get hours of peace and serenity. To be nagged even while they are away is just unfair. If you don't promptly respond then their trip will be cut short. We men have to find away to become unavailable and outsmart this cyber ball and chain.

Again I say, being old is now the in thing. Lovin it!
 
Beats the hell out of me.

getting my opinion on XMAS gifts is like getting asked " do these jeans make my butt look big"

there is never a correct answer.

Come on, man! I'm a million years or so old, and even I know that in today's world, the proper answer is "Not fat Dear. Thick."
 
We men have to find away to become unavailable and outsmart this cyber ball and chain.
Or, get extremely lucky in finding and marrying a woman who doesn't really like shopping too much. Or, at least shopping in stores!
 
.-.
Especially this time of year, does youngest @8893 daughter realize the revenue potential of her compulsive-gift wrapping proclivity?
Yeah I think I got played. I told her I would pay her and she said "No, I just really love doing it." Of course that made me even prouder so I slipped her ten bucks. Smart kid.
 
Yeah I think I got played. I told her I would pay her and she said "No, I just really love doing it." Of course that made me even prouder so I slipped her ten bucks. Smart kid.
Feed her business, finance and of course selling materials. You've got a gem who knows how to hustle!
 
Could be worse. You coulda been this poor bastard.

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Yeah..But look at the babe.
 

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