OT- Prank War ideas/stories

[Edge2017]

My hall is in the midst of a brutal prank war and I could use some ideas, I'm sure the yard has some good stories and I'd love to hear 'em!

 

[CAHUSKY]

We used to put stockings over our heads, get cap or squirt guns and do home (dorm room) invasions in the middle of the night. I wish we had cell phone cameras back in those days. Dangerous and probably would get you kicked out of school today but funny in 1991.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Icy hot on toilet seats is great. The tough part is hiding the smell.

Vaseline is harmless fun too.

I will caution you this. Eventually someone is going to take it too far .

 

[tcf15]

Duct tape usually comes in handy for any prank war. I taped some of my friends stuff to their dorm room ceiling while they were at class.

 

[ScottBonz]

1. Axe Bombs - Rubber Bands to those axe sprays with the triggers. Lob under a kids bed and hold the door shut. Room reaks for days.
2. Frozen Pee - Into the bottom of a bowl or cup thats thin enough to slide under somebody's door at night to melt.
3. Gather up as many daily campuses as possible and paper a room by crumpling up pages. Fill the entire room with paper. We got that one onto college humor when I was a freshman.

http://awww.todaysbigthing.com/post/57306/this-is-so-funny

 

[tcf15]

1. Axe Bombs - Rubber Bands to those axe sprays with the triggers. Lob under a kids bed and hold the door shut. Room reaks for days.
2. Frozen Pee - Into the bottom of a bowl or cup thats thin enough to slide under somebody's door at night to melt.
3. Gather up as many daily campuses as possible and paper a room by crumpling up pages. Fill the entire room with paper. We got that one onto college humor when I was a freshman.

Haha my friend and I did something similar. Gathered up a bunch of daily campuses and some of those giant garbage bags from around campus. In the middle of the night, we taped the garbage bags to the frame of the door, and crumpled up all the papers and placed them between the door and the garbage bags so when our friend opened up the door the next morning, the paper would just spill right into his room.

OP, another thing you could do is just get a cup (or bucket, depending on what supplies you have), fill it up half way with water and then lean it up against your friend's door so the water comes flooding in when they open the door-just make sure there are no plugs or power strips that could come in contact with the water.

 

[DaveHuskiesFan]

We turned off the lights in the hallway of our hall floor and strung clear floss across the hall way at face level by wrapping them around opposing room number tags. When people would come back late at night they would walk/run right into it. Never laughed so hard.

 

[Milo65]

Dump some baby powder in someone else's hairdryer.
Put some anbesol in someone's toothpaste.
Take your alarm clock out of your room and plug it in your neighbors bedroom, set it for 3 am and place it hidden under some furniture
Caution illegal: Grab a chicken from the chicken coop, when your neighbor goes to class, let that bird loose in their room, it will all over the place, the police will be called.

 

[c29328]

My two favorites:
1. Chop up a fish into 10 pieces and hide them in the room. Leave them a note saying "Find the twelve pieces of fish" and watch them go nuts looking for last two.
2. If there is a waterbed, unscrew the cap and slide in a few packs of hot dogs. In a week or so the stink of hot dog water permeates the vinyl. A winner and strangely a good source of appetite booster. Mmmmm. Hot dogs.

 

[Chin Diesel]

On the food front broccoli works great too. A small amount goes a long way.

 

[Deepster]

With their door locked, get a few big containers of baby powder and a fan and a hair dryer. Dump the powder, little by little under the crack of their door and blow it into the room with a hair dryer. Then, fire up the fan on high right at the crack when you're done. The entire room is covered and I mean EVERYTHING is covered in baby powder.

 

[husky99]

a guy in my dorm put a glass of milk under a bed for a long weekend. the smell was terrible. I had a friend at umess do the fish thing.. bad just bad

 

[jleves]

A favorite from my Loomis Chaffee days, get two or three people to put as much pressure on the closed dorm room door as you can and take a stack of pennies and wedge them between the door and the jam while all that human pressure is being applied. It makes it impossible to turn the handle because there is too much pressure on the latch against the strike plate effectively locking someone in their room.

A second favorite was to fill a balloon with edge shaving cream (the gel kind that foams up), then fill the balloon with water (more pressure from the tap means you can add a lot of water). Toss it someones room and it covers everything in shaving cream.

We once switched everything between two identical shaped rooms. Beds, dressers, nick nacks, books, etc exactly placed in the other room. When they open the door they are totally confused cause it looks like a room they are familiar with, but not theirs.

 

[phillionaire]

I recommend too much tuna

 

[zyron]

We had a horrible guy on our floor in the Jungle. We pennied him in his room one time and took a couple of the large garbage bags which we sealed around his door. Cut an opening at the top and filled it to the top with garbage.

He was also a drunk who passed out all the time. So we duct taped him to the floor and he pissed himself in the night. Pennied (again) his room while a friend of his was visiting and poured a lot of piss under his door. We could hear them both yelling for help as we headed to brunch.

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

When I was in college the guy in the dorm room next to me was making a lot of noise, so in the middle of the night a few friends and I snuck into his room and beat him to death with a tire iron. It was hilarious!

 

[Robertelamin]

I remember this jerk in the jungle that used to penny me and dumped garbage in my room once. Also I passed out one night and this guy taped me to the ground, I woke up to take a leak but I couldn't go anywhere so I said screw it and just pissed, pretty embarrassing since my best friend was visiting.... Hey, wait a minute!

 

[tcf15]

When I was in college the guy in the dorm room next to me was making a lot of noise, so in the middle of the night a few friends and I snuck into his room and beat him to death with a tire iron. It was hilarious!

 

[Dove]

Its 2014...take a real embarrassing photo and post it on their facebook page.

Also, call your victim (preferably someone who lives close by) letting them know something terrible has happened and they will be there in 10 minutes to drive them home.

 

[Gurleyman]

A group of 10 friends and I once had this elaborate scheme where we cut power to a casino on a big fight night, tapped into their security system, broke into their vault, and walked out with around $135 million. You need a van with one of those pine tree-shaped air fresheners though, if you wanted to try it.

 

[Hoophound]

When I was in college the guy in the dorm room next to me was making a lot of noise, so in the middle of the night a few friends and I snuck into his room and beat him to death with a tire iron. It was hilarious!

That is funniest thing I've ever read on the Boneyard. I burst out laughing. Well done.

 

[seanmc94]

Fill up a large garbage can half way with water. Lean it up against someone's door so it's just about to tip over. Pound on their door furiously. When they open the door; flood city.

 

[DarthGrumpy]

Its 2014...take a real embarrassing photo and post it on their facebook page.

Also, call your victim (preferably someone who lives close by) letting them know something terrible has happened and they will be there in 10 minutes to drive them home.

I would not do that. Back in the late 90’s, Opie & Anthony on WAAF in Boston put out a prank story that Mayor Menino died in a car crash. It went viral (somewhat pre-internet) quickly and condolences started coming in and at one point one of Menio’s family members who was travelling heard and had a metdown. They got fined, fined, and almost charged. Plus, you never know what baggage a person has. I still hate middle of the night phone calls after my grandfather passed away when I was 12 and got a call at 3 AM.

 

[DarthGrumpy]

I never started a prank war in college; but, I often finished one.

Got toweled (the guys took my towel and clothes) taking a shower once in Alumni; but, luckily for me, there was a Daily Campus or two lying around and make a make-shift towel. A week or two later, I found out who the leader was and returned the favor AND made sure there was no newspaper, toilet paper, etc. left in the bathroom. He came streaking back into his room, only to learn that I had invited all of the girls on the floor to his room to watch TV.

Same semester, another guy put tabasco sauce in my fruit punch. Ouch! I found out who did it and volunteered to make a Run for the Border one day a few weeks later. He realized to late that the reason his taco was ‘really chewy’ was because I unrolled a lubed, ultrathin Trojan in the middle of it.

 

[cw00dson24]

Place an ad on craigslist with the room phone number of whoever you are pranking. Can either be something inappropriate in the casual encounters section or something as simple as they have a Louisville ticket for sale for $20. Just make it seem real so people will actually call. Can add in things like call only after a certain time like after midnight so they get calls all through out the night. I would also suggest posting it on a craiglist they won't easily find and flag, so maybe a different state or city.

Sort of like the baby powder ones suggested but, take folder that is closed on the sides and fill with shaving cream, put the opening of the folder under the door, jump on the rest of the folder and shaving cream goes all over their room. A little easier to clean then baby powder but has the same effect.