I used the ivy dry with calamine lotion (my father's suggestion-old school, he just had it). The hot shower seemed to make the ivy come alive, each drop was like an itch activator, had to wrap a hand towel around my arm, but it worked.
The swelling has gone down, the itch is slowly subsiding, but strangely there are spots on my stomach and legs.
I have much respect for this prominent Northeast plant. But who the hell needs water-boarding when this stuff exists. I won't lie I fantasized about amputation, I was that delirious with itch.
Hopefully by next week normalcy will return. Thanks guys and gals, you may not be doctors but you know what works for Yarders, and you all are a whole lot cheaper.