OT: Pats-Colts

[8893]

According to this report the ball may have never been measured with a gauge before the game.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2015/01/...ee-inspection-just-under-allowable-psi-level/

This makes the most sense of anything I've seen so far.

 

[FriarJ]

Yes, yes they have in another thread. One guy measured the time it took him to pee based upon different meals and hydration levels. He felt that the longest it should take for this guy to pee was 27.85 seconds. He presumes that the kid didn't wash his hands, based upon his observation of 206 men in a public restroom. He said that he would have gotten a larger sample size but the police made him leave.

He also probably had a bunch of layers of clothes on because of the weather.

 

[k9fanatic]

In keeping with the absurdity, if you had to go so bad, why wouldn't you just go before you pick up the balls?

 

[FriarJ]

In keeping with the absurdity, if you had to go so bad, why wouldn't you just go before you pick up the balls?

And you know he had to go so bad how? He didn't pickup the balls, he brought them to the officials, who know how long he possessed them before they looked at them.

 

[upstater]

In keeping with the absurdity, if you had to go so bad, why wouldn't you just go before you pick up the balls?

The bathroom is right next to the entrance to the field. If he's on the way out, that's the bathroom he uses. A lot of reporters have mentioned the bathroom. Heck, Mike Florio for some reason took pictures of it the last time he used it. but then again, I'm not a reporter, so I have no need to document all the bathrooms I've visited.

 

[Matt (Chicago)]

The bathroom is right next to the entrance to the field. If he's on the way out, that's the bathroom he uses. A lot of reporters have mentioned the bathroom. Heck, Mike Florio for some reason took pictures of it the last time he used it. but then again, I'm not a reporter, so I have no need to document all the bathrooms I've visited.

Exactly. As soon as the story broke Tom Curran pointed out that the only door right next to the entrance of the field is a bathroom, and even predicted what a joke this would be when the rest of the world realized the same.

 

[auggie22]

Or not. http://regressing.deadspin.com/why-those-statistics-about-the-patriots-fumbles-are-mos-1681805710/ kylenw

Boom.

 

[StoweD210]

Boom.

Also boom:

http://drewfustin.com/2015/01/27/patriots-fumble-comments/

(But mainly to get this thread off reply #666)

 

[8893]

Boom!