OT: Off season? Nope Food season!!

[August_West]

It's time. It's been a while . I just realized I'm the MacGyver of the kitchen and will prove it for you here over the next couple hours.

My stove/ oven broke last night . Leaking gas . 2 more days until the one I bought today is delivered.
August needs to eat. Lack of oven/stove won't stop him. And this will not be a grilling substitute . I'm too lazy to yank my BBQ gear out of garage up to a patio that hasn't been shoveled yet.

Nope.
I will use some common ( and one not so common) household items and STILL eat better than you bozos.

Stay tuned......

 

[Walker11]

Can't wait. This is my favorite season. At last we can stop with the pretenses about this being a Hoops board and talk burgers, BBQ, pizza and beer.

 

[DaveHuskiesFan]

It's time. It's been a while . I just realized I'm the MacGyver of the kitchen and will prove it for you here over the next couple hours.

My stove/ oven broke last night . Leaking gas . 2 more days until the one I bought today is delivered.
August needs to eat. Lack of oven/stove won't stop him. And this will not be a grilling substitute . I'm too lazy to yank my BBQ gear out of garage up to a patio that hasn't been shoveled yet.

Nope.
I will use some common ( and one not so common) household items and STILL eat better than you bozos.

Stay tuned.

You need to sous vide anything and everything.

 

[HuskyHawk]

It's time. It's been a while . I just realized I'm the MacGyver of the kitchen and will prove it for you here over the next couple hours.

My stove/ oven broke last night . Leaking gas . 2 more days until the one I bought today is delivered.
August needs to eat. Lack of oven/stove won't stop him. And this will not be a grilling substitute . I'm too lazy to yank my BBQ gear out of garage up to a patio that hasn't been shoveled yet.

Nope.
I will use some common ( and one not so common) household items and STILL eat better than you bozos.

Stay tuned.

I can see it now. The common items are a car and a $10 bill, and he drives to Arby's.

 

[TRest]

It's time. It's been a while . I just realized I'm the MacGyver of the kitchen and will prove it for you here over the next couple hours.

My stove/ oven broke last night . Leaking gas . 2 more days until the one I bought today is delivered.
August needs to eat. Lack of oven/stove won't stop him. And this will not be a grilling substitute . I'm too lazy to yank my BBQ gear out of garage up to a patio that hasn't been shoveled yet.

Nope.
I will use some common ( and one not so common) household items and STILL eat better than you bozos.

Stay tuned.

Only a wannabe doesn't grill all year long. Fraud, I say.

 

[August_West]

I had to make time work for me .

What could I use to do that ?

A crock pot!

August took a boneless pork shoulder and this morning before work rubbed the crap out of it with herbs and spices ( which I won't tell you) and dropped it in a crock pot.

And just walked in the door to this :

But is that the end is that what this is about? A pork shoulder rubbed with some stuff in a crockpot? "What a disappointment of a thread , August"

No. This is just the beginning of our journey, we just hit the on ramp of the highway. Strap yourselves in , it is 263 miles to flavor town it's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses.

 

[August_West]

Only a wannabe doesn't grill all year long. Fraud, I say.

I don't leave my egg out in weather. Sorry not sorry.

 

[8893]

At first glance I thought that was a picture of your heart.

Probably not far off.

 

[August_West]

Ok she's out of the crockpot, resting.

Two questions.
Why is she resting?

Why did I put her back in a net to cook?

They are hints to the fork in the road of flavor town

 

[Dove]

I'm doing Zatarain's Dirty Rice with an accompaniment of asparagus tips. And drinkin' Hobbit Juice.

:mike drop:

:moonwalk exit stage right:

 

[superjohn]

I had to make time work for me .

What could I use to do that ?

A crock pot!

August took a boneless pork shoulder and this morning before work rubbed the crap out of it with herbs and spices ( which I won't tell you) and dropped it in a crock pot.

And just walked in the door to this :

But is that the end is that what this is about? A pork shoulder rubbed with some stuff in a crockpot? "What a disappointment of a thread , August"

No. This is just the beginning of our journey, we just hit the on ramp of the highway. Strap yourselves in , it is 263 miles to flavor town it's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses.

OMG, that looks like the BM I left in the toilet this morning.

 

[August_West]

Ok she's out of the crockpot, resting.

Two questions.
Why is she resting?

Why did I put her back in a net to cook?

They are hints to the fork in the road of flavor town

 

[August_West]

OMG, that looks like the BM I left in the toilet this morning.

It just hit the mother slicer

lol noobs don't have a slicer

 

[August_West]

So the pork went in the crockpot dry .

Everything here left is rendered fat and juices . Guess who is going to shove all that sliced pork right back into that liquid gold?

August. That's who

 

[8893]

So the pork went in the crockpot dry .

Everything here left is rendered fat and juices . Guess who is going to shove all that sliced pork right back into that liquid gold?

August. That's who

 

[Bezzz]

I got Stop & Shop meat loaf, Bob Evans mashed potatoes, Tito's vodka. F my life.

 

[Dove]

Dude, bring some to work tomorrow for me and I'll pick it up.

 

[August_West]

Awww man all jammed up in liquid gold

 

[August_West]

How to you boil, blanch and sautéed broccoli rabe in red pepper flakes and garlic?

With a microwave and an electric skillet!

 

[uconnfan68]

It's time. It's been a while . I just realized I'm the MacGyver of the kitchen and will prove it for you here over the next couple hours.

My stove/ oven broke last night . Leaking gas . 2 more days until the one I bought today is delivered.
August needs to eat. Lack of oven/stove won't stop him. And this will not be a grilling substitute . I'm too lazy to yank my BBQ gear out of garage up to a patio that hasn't been shoveled yet.

Nope.
I will use some common ( and one not so common) household items and STILL eat better than you bozos.

Stay tuned.

I'm glad you didn't try the stove.

 

[August_West]

Oh no you didn't!

Philly roast pork special.

I win

 

[UC313]

I had freekah. And miso butter chicken with sliced carrots and kale. Kale is disgusting. you blue apron and your automatic, you were too slow to cancel, deliveries.

Nice pork sammich.

 

[Deepster]

I don't see the extra sharp prov. #noobmove

 

[Deepster]

I'm doing Zatarain's Dirty Rice with an accompaniment of asparagus tips. And drinkin' Hobbit Juice.

:mike drop:

:moonwalk exit stage right:

Dirty rice from a box? Meh.

 

[August_West]

I don't see the extra sharp prov. #noobmove

Look closer it goes under the meat so it melts. Look at upper left corner it's popping out

#nicetry