OT: Odd statistics about your life.

[EBonz30]

My mother married my uncle with 8 children amongst both families.

I feel very fortunate overall.

 

[superjohn]

I've flown 85 flights to date this year. (Typing this from an airport bar)

Oh god, that's awful.

 

[HCCForever]

There was a seatbelt on the roof? Amazing.

I was inside the car upside down. The outside roof of the car was on the pavement. The CT state police asked me what I wanted to do. I responded that I wanted the car flipped right sude up so I could drive it home. He said that car is going nowhere. He was right as I never drove it again. Good times.

 

[polycom]

Oh god, that's awful.

I mean I'm on a first name basis with the Bradley TSA, so that's cool. /s

 

[Adios]

LOL. Right. Life is better without TV's when you're hiking and enjoying nature. You just choose to not watch TV and sit in front of a screen on a message board all day.

That's how you live?

I live a life. Not sure about you. Notice how long it took me to notice your post.

 

[browndog319]

Puck?

Yuck, that would be gross. No, Mike the race car driver from London episodes!

 

[browndog319]

Oh god, that's awful.

I used to live like that. Right now I’m a contractor and have only flown once this year. Next flight I’ll be taking will be for vacation!

 

[StingLykOllie]

27 years, never been outside of the eastern time zone.

 

[browndog319]

You've made the Hall of Fame? Nailed Marilyn Monroe? What?

Shoe size? Big socks?

 

[browndog319]

I could just paste in my medical history, and be done with it, but I'll leave it at this...
Gangrene of the scrotum.

Stop the presses... what????

 

[Excalibur]

I've flown 85 flights to date this year. (Typing this from an airport bar)

Don't you know how to use the, um, polycom?

 

[nomar]

I’ve owned over 40 cars in my lifetime and I’m under 43 years old. (Automotive adhd)

I've owned 0 cars in my lifetime and I'm over 42 years old. (Never leased a car, either.)

And yes, I have a driver's license, and I do drive.

 

[Wolferowski]

Never seen, nor do I care to see, any of the following movies:

Back to the Future
Indiana Jones
ET
Ghostbusters
Office Space
Star Wars (originals, was unfortunately forced to sit through one of the newer ones)

wish there was a dislike button

 

[ShakyTheMohel]

I fainted 4 years ago at the barber and never went back.

Flobee?

 

[CL82]

I've owned 0 cars in my lifetime and I'm over 42 years old. (Never leased a car, either.)

And yes, I have a driver's license, and I do drive.

car thief?

 

[nomar]

car thief?

I prefer the term "car borrower."

 

[cohenzone]

Got yelled at by a guard for trying to sneak take a pic of the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. But I did sneak a pic of Russian border security guards checking papers on a train at the Finland border, stupidly undeterred by visions of the a Gulag.

 

[browndog319]

Back before Universal Orlando was being built in 1989, I was on a class trip. We stayed in a hotel across the street from the construction site and we decided to check it out. The Psycho house was completely built - it wasn’t finished, but you could see it was what it was.
I broke into the Psycho house. It was fun until the police came. We only got taken back to our class chaperones. But it was embarrassing...

 

[Bezzz]

I was arrested. Once. For having an unlicensed dog. Kind of a long story.

So I'm in the system now. The arresting officer at the police station couldn't believe what was happening. After fingerprinting I asked him if we're doing a mug shot. He said "F that."

 

[polycom]

Don't you know how to use the, um, polycom?

Well played. I know how to use it, my clients... not so much.

 

[superjohn]

Back before Universal Orlando was being built in 1989, I was on a class trip. We stayed in a hotel across the street from the construction site and we decided to check it out. The Psycho house was completely built - it wasn’t finished, but you could see it was what it was.
I broke into the Psycho house. It was fun until the police came. We only got taken back to our class chaperones. But it was embarrassing...

On a class trip I got permanently banned from the Phoenix Park Hotel on Capitol Hill and was almost kicked out of school for hitting a Congressman in the head with a water bottle I threw out the window.

 

[White Dwarf]

I was an illegal alien in Guatemala for a bit. Got marched back to the belizean border with an M16 stuffed in my back

 

[browndog319]

On a class trip I got permanently banned from the Phoenix Park Hotel on Capitol Hill and was almost kicked out of school for hitting a Congressman in the head with a water bottle I threw out the window.

I was told I was on a list of permanently banned people for life at Universal. Last year on a work trip we had dinner inside universal (first time I went since then) and I imagined being caught and escorted out...

 

[UconnU]

Both of my children were conceived on my birthday exactly 10 years apart.

Ive been in a coma TWICE.

 

[joober jones]

I've never had bacon bits. Not once.

 

[imno1]

Number of times I've followed a recruit in to the men's room = 0

ok twice

 

[98Uconn]

I have 5 alpacas.. just for the heck of it.

 

[tzznandrew]

I drove in the back of a cop car once after the cops thought my friend and I were lost trying to get to a sandwich shop and 3 different people called the cops on us saying we were "junkies" who were trying to rob houses. The cops were pretty frightening--gun drawn, etc.--but afterwards tried to help us jump a fence, and then drove us to a closer location. They let us out in the parking lot of a church as CCD was getting out, though, and children fled us.

 

[Stinger92860]

Times shot in Hartford - 0

Times shot at in Bridgeport 1

In reality, really drunk guy and was aiming for a street light, bad aim. We happened to be walking by the panama inn at the time.

 

[Mister P]

Been inside Mar a Lago once.
Been in the WH once.
Hung out with Bud Grant at his Wisconsin lake house once.