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I figured id start a thread on movies i hated most.

10,000 BC
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
SUPER 8
TOTAL RECALL (remake)
MILLION DOLLAR BABY
 
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Haven't seen it myself, but my friend saw "Going Overboard" with Adam Sandler thinking that it might be good bc of Adam Sandler...and he was completely awestruck on just how extraordinarily awful it was. He watched the entire movie and said there wasn't one scene that was remotely funny..
The trailer cracks me up and I always play it in front of him joking that we should watch it together sometime...
Here it is, don't hate on me if you watch it and want that precious "one-minute" of your life back.

 
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PS: I highly recommend that if you watch the trailer above, to read the comment section underneath the video afterwards. That is probably the best part.

....And you might not want to be sober either.
 
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hated and worst are two very different things. Some of the worst movies i have seen I do not hate because it is funny how bad they are.

The ones I hate usually have expectations where I do not expect them to suck.

For instance, I hate the Matrix sequels. And it grows to hate because I still think about the first, which was great, and that makes me think of the others, which makes me hate them more every time.
 

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For me, hands down The American Beauty. Great acting didn't make me like the movie. As I sat through it, I kept thinking if these people are that miserable, just die now and go away. There wasn't a single character I identified with. I felt the same way about a clone of that movie which came out earlier, The Ice Storm. Even the kids in both movies were unappealingly miserable.
 
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Millennium with Kris Kristoferson
The Hurricane
Spring Breakers
The English Patient
That's my Boy
 
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I think a better way of putting it is; movies you have walked out on, changed the channel/turned off or even requested a refund. Not good with movie recall, but I won't pay cinema prices for Adam Sandler movies.

However the worst were the ones that my wife stayed and I had to come back and pick her up.
 
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Dark Knight Rises??? Come on man!!!!


Cant think of too many well known ones but..

The Green Lantern is awful. Just so terrible.
 

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Once Upon a Time in Mexico was a total disgrace. Ugly, unfunny, mean-spirited, it was a failure on all levels.
 

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Chuck Norris made Arnold and The Rock look like they were Robert DeNiro!!

MIA 1 &2, Invasion USA, and especially Delta Force are freaking awesome. I defy anyone to surf past DF when its on TV.

The rear shooting motorcycle missles and the blue-light dune buggies, cmon man!
 

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I Am Love: It was an excruciating experience. I spent the time hoping a fire would break break out in the theater.
The latest Gatsby was also execrable.
 
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Eyes Wide Shut - Not just because of the talent involved. It was just a bad, pointless film.

Cruise's dialogue mainly consisted of him repeating what other characters said as a question. Kidman "I'm not happy right now." Cruise "You're saying you're not happy?"
 

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For me, the worst movie that was not intentionally made as a B-movie, low brow comedy, or action movie but was attempting to be a good movie is, without a doubt....

"The Ninth Gate" starring Johnny Depp.

No redeeming qualities, what...so...ever.
 

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My bottom ten:

10) 'Brave'. Shoulda named it 'Lame'.

9) 'Night Patrol'. Saw it in a theater and folks were throwing stuff at the screen and swearing out loud at it, it was so bad.

8) through 1) Every last 'Madea' movie. The missus inexplicably loves them so sadly I catch them second-hand. 'Madea's Witness Protection' was just brutal...
 
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Hands down - The Family Stone. A truly loathsome movie. Craig T Nelson, Rachel McAdams, one of the Wilson Bros...so a decently accomplished cast.

The wife makes me watch a lot of bad movies, but I couldn't wait for this one to end - with a bomb dropping on them...
 
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Restricting it to movies that were supposed to be good (good casts, popular with some good reviews, etc.), and which others may like.

Contact - dreadful Jodie Foster/Matthew McConaghey space disaster (South Park had an episode where the mere mention of the movie induced vomiting - I applauded)

Ocean's 12 - just for the scene where it becomes a plot line that the Julia Roberts character looks like Julia Roberts. Loved 11, and 13 was a good bounce back.

Blair Witch Project - to be fair, it was a cheap indy and they probably never thought it would become a phenomenon. For that kind of hype, you expect it to deliver something other than seasickness.

Sports category: Jerry Maguire. Especially annoyed that Cuba Gooding gets knocked out cold, wakes up, and starts doing sophisticated end zone dances. The athletic trainers would have carted him off for precautionary reasons. At that point of the movie, I had had enough anyway.

The Last Boy Scout: Bruce Willis trying to be a Die Hard-type character with a terrible script. Movie starts with an NFL player pulling out a gun, shooting all the defenders on the way to the end zone, and shooting himself in the head. Started out awful, and went downhill. (Hudson Hawk was much maligned, but that one actually cracked me up).
 
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