OT Greatest Single Lines From Movies

[Improviser]

'This my mother. She is oldest woman in all of Kuzcek! She is 43! This is my wife Oxanna. She is a genius.'

She is just taking the English as a Second Language Course. Nobody else in the class will figure it out either.

 

[Improviser]

I digress to give a quote from a TV show, in view of the death of actor Tony Dow, a member of a gentler time some of us may remember.

Mrs. Clever Said..."Ward You Have Been Pretty Rough On the Beaver "!

 

[CONN78SEJ]

Well my tidbit isn’t the last line in the movie and the movie isn’t one of the greatest films ever made, but it’s a classic college comedy.

“You guys playing cards?”

No, it wasn’t Animal House. Lol. I think in your case maybe you should Google “shut up and deal”.

 

[Javafan]

(Question: ".... Have you been in love?")

I have been a bartender all my Life !

 

[NEforceUConn]

No, it wasn’t Animal House. Lol. I think in your case maybe you should Google “shut up and deal”.

My Animal House post had nothing to do with your last line of one of the greatest movies. It was merely another post in the topic thread.

 

[Viet Vet]

I'll have what she's having.

 

[Viet Vet]

Win one for the Gipper.

 

[LwrcasefaN]

“You told Harpo to beat me?”

 

[RegisteredUconn]

Win one for the Gipper.

Do you want the original movie or will you settle for the movie where the walk-on quotes the original coach saying it?

 

[Cuango]

“Who put grapefruit juice in my grapefruit juice?”

 

[Cuango]

“I’m telling ya, Andy…..ya gotta nip it …in the bud!”

“I don’t chew my cabbage twice!”

 

[Forego]

I am only going to provide one word from this movie line to avoid the potential of offending anyone. But that one word should be sufficient for most of you to recall the entire quote and the movie it comes from. That word is: “bodacious”.

 

[RoadMaster]

"...I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender, I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am..."

 

[RoadMaster]

"..Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.."

 

[CL82]

“Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.”

 

[rvwsleep]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room"

I'm sure the vast majority knew my two quotes. Here are their respective videos.
The first, from Dr Strangelove or...

 

[rvwsleep]

"Plastics"
From "The Graduate"

 

[ClifSpliffy]

tom hanks talking to his pal, asks him aboot ol bulldog u,
the reply:
'It was okay. As law schools go. They give you the scholarly view, you know. It's terrific for anything you want to do - as long as it doesn't involve real people.”

 

[ClifSpliffy]

a couple from a funny movie.
' From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check.'

and, the money one,
'This trial is a travesty! It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!'

 

[ClifSpliffy]

'i have always depended on the kindness of strangers.'

'stella!'

 

[ClifSpliffy]

'take your stinkin paws off of me you damned dirty ape.'

 

[ClifSpliffy]

'i see dead people.'

 

[64Zcode]

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution is not gonna get that man today,.......no....because I'M gonna get 'im"

 

[The deacon]

"Round up the usual suspects"

And, of course:

'Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.'

There are few movies with as many eminently quotable lines as "Casablanca."

 

[Ozimoto]

"Message for you, sir!"

 

[RegisteredUconn]

tom hanks talking to his pal, asks him aboot ol bulldog u,
the reply:
'It was okay. As law schools go. They give you the scholarly view, you know. It's terrific for anything you want to do - as long as it doesn't involve real people.”

Speaking of law school...

"What, like it's hard?"

 

[RegisteredUconn]

"As a matter of fact, wasn't this whole fuss over a quart of strawberries?"

 

[RegisteredUconn]

"It's a one year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club."

 

[RegisteredUconn]

"There is no Dana, only Zuul."

 

[Ozimoto]

"Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon. Windage and elevation."