Husky25
Dink & Dunk beat the Greatest Show on Turf.
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I was prepped for the worst party I ever went to. It wasn't a holiday party though. It was a wedding (However it was over the weekend following Thanksgiving, so it probably qualifies it as a holiday party on a technicality).
I didn't want to go but it was to be my first indoctrination with my girlfriend's (now wife) family. The couple getting married was under 21 and for religious purposes, most of her older relatives don't drink (Digression: I always found that interesting seeing as Jesus was absolutely a partyer. He was at least an enabler, but you can't tell me he didn't have any of the wine he made at Cana and keep a straight face). Needless to say, there was no booze of any kind. As I said, I was prepped before the wheels left the runway in Windsor. I had 5 oz. of vodka in my suit coat pocket, and 750 ml. backing that up in the car. Truth be told, the 5 oz was just about enough to get a buzz on without people being much the wiser. The Hip Doctor cures most ills.
I didn't want to go but it was to be my first indoctrination with my girlfriend's (now wife) family. The couple getting married was under 21 and for religious purposes, most of her older relatives don't drink (Digression: I always found that interesting seeing as Jesus was absolutely a partyer. He was at least an enabler, but you can't tell me he didn't have any of the wine he made at Cana and keep a straight face). Needless to say, there was no booze of any kind. As I said, I was prepped before the wheels left the runway in Windsor. I had 5 oz. of vodka in my suit coat pocket, and 750 ml. backing that up in the car. Truth be told, the 5 oz was just about enough to get a buzz on without people being much the wiser. The Hip Doctor cures most ills.
