^ This, well played! Only the best in almost the most authentic non-Chinese, fast western food, e.g., crab rangoon, kung pao chicken, General Tsao's, etc.
Well-timed thread; been back in the Middle Kingdom (Zhongguo/China) for a week; found possibly the worst regional food yet an interesting city in long-term capital Nanjing (Ming, Qing, other dynasties, Nationalists until kaboshed by the Beijing party boys' party post-WW II; site of Japanese 300K massacres in < 2 months 12/1937); headed off shortly to a 4 hour gorge fest with 30-40 of my closest in-laws yapping away in local dialect and some extremely tasty food and some absolute rubbish. Luckily, it's over in 4 hours (mutually accepted time agreement with spouse).