OT- Breaking News

[superjohn]

Kanye and Kim named their daughter North. North West, your parents are huge s.

 

[Fishy]

North West? You think that's bad?

Oh, if I had that kind of 'f--- you' money, my kid's name would have numbers, symbols and freaking hieroglyphics in it. You'd need a pharaoh, a linguist and an Enigma machine just to be able to read it.

I'd be paying Ferrari to design the kid's stroller. Hell, I'd have Enzo Ferrari pushing the stroller for me when he was done designing it. And she'd only use the stroller when we go somewhere that the elephants and the palanquin can't fit.

North West....weak. They're amateurs.

 

[Gurleyman]

Swen Nater had a daughter named Carmen.

Middle name was Denomin.

 

[BoatShow]

My mom jokingly said "I bet they'll name her Northeastsouth." She's more hip than I thought.

 

[RS9999X]

How many years to her first suicide attempt? 15? Book a Reality TV spot for 2028. "Girls who wanted to suicide like Paris Jackson".

 

[upstater]

I've seen much worse.

If your last name is Jurkin, don't name your kid after Ms. Funnicello.

But the parents did it anyway.

 

[UC313]

Oh, if I had that kind of 'f--- you' money, my kid's name would have numbers, symbols and freaking hieroglyphics in it. You'd need a pharaoh, a linguist and an Enigma machine just to be able to read it. - Fishy

That is signature worthy!

 

[nomar]

My mom jokingly said "I bet they'll name her Northeastsouth." She's more hip than I thought.

I wonder if my mom knows who Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are...

 

[Gurleyman]

Worst I ever saw was the family who's last name was Seamon (pronounced the way you think) and they named their daughter Florence, a name which commonly gets nicknamed to Flo.

Of course, then there's Richard Trickle.

 

[BearJWS]

At least they didn't name her East West... because they'd be getting a lot of calls for mortgage rates!

 

[mauconnfan]

Swen Nater had a daughter named Carmen.

Middle name was Denomin.

And they have a twin son's Domin and Terman...................

 

[TheChamps990411]

I know a girl named Alize and a couple guys i went to high school with named Harry Johonson and Richard Pounder.

 

[jleves]

Best I've ever heard is Fonda Cox

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

Best I've ever heard is Fonda Cox

I'm dying.

 

[UCHuskies08]

I'm dying.

You should see a doctor.

 

[CL82]

Who knows? Maybe she'll like the name so much she'll use it to name her own perfume. You know....
North by Northwest.

 

[Bryan Lord]

Wait, they're having a kid and they arnt married? SCANDALOUS.