OT: A streak is broken.

[intlzncster]

But, I'd bet my entire 401K that there isn't a single pre-pube boy on this planet that's hiding tissues while thinking about her right now.

Dude, there are some weird duckers out there. I think you'd lose that bet. Never underestimate male depravity. Especially on the internet.

 

[superjohn]

I wouldn't bang Kelly Osbourne with Bea Arthur's . RIP Bea.

 

[formerlurker]

Dude, there are some weird duckers out there. I think you'd lose that bet. Never underestimate male depravity. Especially on the internet.

 

[superjohn]

I take back what I wrote earlier, she looks pretty sexy in this shot.

 

[formerlurker]

I'd violate this Kelly before Ms. Osbourne.

5 points for the first post to identify this slice of 80's heaven.

 

[Adios]

Isn't this the same message board that said our cheerleaders are beasts?

 

[CAHUSKY]

Clearly you have never watched The Golden Girls.

Not with my cock in my hand.

 

[CAHUSKY]

You not knowing how Ozzy Osbourne spells his last name tells me all I need to know about you.

I smacked the windmill to Rue McClanahan because I was 13 and she was the biggest whore on basic cable back then.

I miss her.

As for Kelly Osbourne.... I'm 42 now and would probably boink her.

But, I'd bet my entire 401K that there isn't a single pre-pube boy on this planet that's hiding tissues while thinking about her right now.

I was 16 while you were 13 and preferred bea Arthur. The spelling of Osbourne only tells you that spellcheck on iPad prefers Osborne

 

[CAHUSKY]

But, I'd bet my entire 401K that there isn't a single pre-pube boy on this planet that's hiding tissues while thinking about her right now.

As a pre pubescent I jerked off to ubangi warrior women in National Georaphic, I'm pretty sure there are guys pulling it to Ozzie daughter. Heck, I'm going to run one out to her picture now just to prove a point.

 

[Fishy]

And now the car is just spinning around, bouncing off the guard rails.

 

[superjohn]

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I'd violate this Kelly before Ms. Osbourne.

5 points for the first post to identify this slice of 80's heaven.

That's the very handsome Kelly Tripucka, he was known for having a smooth offensive game, a wonderful stache and a terrific permed mullet.

 

[Deepster]

I have to admit. Of all the potential roads this thread could have taken, I never saw the "which Golden Girl would I jack it to" one as a possibility.

Rue > Betty > Bea > Estelle

 

[mauconnfan]

Having now read this very entertaining thread in full I believe CAHUSKY to be the most honest!!

 

[8893]

I just can't understand why more people don't want to come out and walk with this crew.

 

[mauconnfan]

I just can't understand why more people don't want to come out and walk with this crew.

I'm actually wondering why anyone would........yikes!!

 

[GemParty]

Thread of the year.

 

[intlzncster]

I'm telling you man. In some circles, this is a smoke show. Just get out there and look at some of what passes for blazing on some particular forums. In fact, I believe those pink monstrosities would be known in some corners of the internet as prime d-sucking lips.

There's forums out there dedicated to banging goats for gods sake. Not that a gentleman like myself knows anything about these, of course.

 

[intlzncster]

As a pre pubescent I jerked off to ubangi warrior women in National Georaphic, I'm pretty sure there are guys pulling it to Ozzie daughter. Heck, I'm going to run one out to her picture now just to prove a point.

That sir, is true dedication to "being right on the internet".

 

[Greathusky]

I would rather sleep with Sharon.

This thread has taken a wrong turn!

 

[mauconnfan]

This thread has taken a wrong turn!

Yeah but you now have hit the Boneyard head on!!! Reality can be scary............

 

[CL82]

As a pre pubescent I jerked off to ubangi warrior women in National Georaphic, I'm pretty sure there are guys pulling it to Ozzie daughter. Heck, I'm going to run one out to her picture now just to prove a point.

Well calling themselves the "Ubangi" they were pretty much asking for it.

 

[suzyq]

Please, ive banged WAY worse.

Well, I am certain that will be helpful information for Craig.

 

[ZenConn]

I have to admit. Of all the potential roads this thread could have taken, I never saw the "which Golden Girl would I jack it to" one as a possibility.

Rue > Betty > Bea > Estelle

Forgot one.

Kelly Tripuka? > Rue > Betty > Bea > Estelle

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[Kitaman]

I have to admit. Of all the potential roads this thread could have taken, I never saw the "which Golden Girl would I jack it to" one as a possibility.

Rue > Betty > Bea > Estelle

Will this pretty little lady snap you back to basketball?

 

[Huskybass]

When I was 13 I willingly whipped my racehorse to Rue McClanahan.

Hilarity ensues .

 

[Dove]

"Do I make you , baby? Love me long time!"

 

[Fishy]

A conversation that took place about three minutes ago...

Me - "."

Wife - "What now?"

Me - "There's a thread on the message board about which Golden Girl these lunatics would jerk off to first."

Wife, after a thoughtful pause - "Well, I think you gotta go with Betty White there, no?"

 

[CAHUSKY]

A conversation that took place about three minutes ago...

Me - "."

Wife - "What now?"

Me - "There's a thread on the message board about which Golden Girl these lunatics would jerk off to first."

Wife, after a thoughtful pause - "Well, I think you gotta go with Betty White there, no?"

Your wife jerks off to Betty White? That's hot.

 

[formerlurker]

This thread is growing

http://the-boneyard.com/threads/ot-jean-stapleton-dead-at-90.39820/#post-612580

 

[CTMike]

Insomnia kicks in, I find this thread at 3:30am, laugh loud enough to wake Mrs. CTMike, and here I am figuring which golden girl to JO to now that the wife is back asleep. Life's little unexpected situations I guess!