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Perfect. We need a "Program Threat Alert Level" akin to the Homeland Security advisory system:I'm viewing this with a "Rashad in a Halloween mask"-level of concern.
So, "Rashad in a Halloween mask" is the equivalent of a green, or low alert.
"Khalid (and Rip) buying weed in Hartford" is somewhere in the middle, maybe a blue.
"Earl Kelly is in my dorm with a handgun" is a little higher, like a yellow.
"Marcus Williams's cousin gave me this laptop" is higher still, perhaps an orange.
And "Meeting with Josh Nochimson" is full-tilt red.

