Okay, who wins this hypothetical?

[MilfordHusky]

Elves, pa shah! But now you're pecan my interest and maybe we want to branch out into other possibilities. But we be stumped as to the truth.

You're all bark.

 

[Icebear]

You're all bark.

Bears do knot bark, bud. Grunt and growl, sure. Butt, I'll admit you're (n)evergreen with envy when it comes to word play. Although this is beginning to make me syc-or-more.

 

[ChicagoGG]

It is mulch ado about nothing....

 

[justML]

I know what Jonathan, the Husky dog-wood do on these puns . . .

 

[grizz36]

Yeah. This is beginning to make me quince. A cherry goodbye to this thread.

 

[MilfordHusky]

Bears do knot bark, bud. Grunt and growl, sure. Butt, I'll admit you're (n)evergreen with envy when it comes to word play. Although this is beginning to make me syc-or-more.

Oh, hew!

 

[RadyLady]

I'm going to leaf this one before I get in trouble....

 

[FairView]

I ask myself, "why can't you resist making another stupid pun," and I am stumped.

 

[FairView]

I showed this thread to a dyslexic friend and he said it was 0-ak.

 

[Icebear]

It is mulch ado about nothing....

Nice. It's almost pulp fiction.