Okay, who wins this hypothetical?

[FairView]

Pitting the 2012 final-four mascots against one another in a winner-takes-all, steel-cage death match.
Who wins?
Husky?
Bear?
Tree?
Irish person?
(To prevent confusion and spurious claims, the Irish mascot cannot be considered either a leprechaun or under the influence of alcohol)

 

[doggydaddy]

Pitting the 2012 final-four mascots against one another in a winner-takes-all, steel-cage death match.
Who wins?
Husky?
Bear?
Tree?
Irish person?
(To prevent confusion and spurious claims, the Irish mascot cannot be considered either a leprechaun or under the influence of alcohol)

Tree. (on edit, I can't believe I answered)

 

[ChicagoGG]

My scenario --- small Irish person climbs tree. To avoid Bear. Bear climbs tree after Irish person. Husky pees on Tree - which crashes, killing Irish person, bear and Tree. Winner - Husky!! (and I answered that?? SMH...)

 

[Icebear]

It isn't just a small Irish person, but rather one wielding magic. Very dangerous. It, also, depends on the type of bear, basic black, eh, majestic, mystical and noble icebear warrior from the the Golden Compass triology and the things should end up with just a few shreds of green cloth. Clearly the immobility of the tree works against it and Husky urine is potent. In the end icebear and Husky just throw down a few cold ones and share a few laughs.

 

[ChicagoGG]

It isn't just a small Irish person, but rather one wielding magic. Very dangerous. It, also, depends on the type of bear, basic black, eh, majestic, mystical and noble icebear warrior from the the Golden Compass triology and the things could end up with just a few shreds of green cloth. Clearly the immobility of the tree works against it and Husky urine is potent. In the end icebear and Husky just throw down a few cold ones and share a few laughs.

Oh noble Icebear warrior, I did not flesh out my scenario fully, please forgive your slacker admirer ChicagoGG...and please do not choke when spitting out nasty bits of green, probably moldy, accoutrements. May you and Husky toast each other many times in Valhalla (or Storrs...)

Ice Wins! Husky Wins!

 

[Icebear]

Huskies and icebear ARE known to play together.

 

[grizz36]

Pitting the 2012 final-four mascots against one another in a winner-takes-all, steel-cage death match.
Who wins?
Husky?
Bear?
Tree?
Irish person?
(To prevent confusion and spurious claims, the Irish mascot cannot be considered either a leprechaun or under the influence of alcohol)

How about the Tree? He/she has been known to over imbibe on occasion ... and get caught. We also know what dogs do to trees and what bears do in a group of trees. I've heard that Irish mascots don't even need trees. Any sidewalk will do.

 

[Wonkster]

.
Tonyc. He's unbeatable.
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[cferraro04]

Pitting the 2012 final-four mascots against one another in a winner-takes-all, steel-cage death match.
Who wins?
Husky?
Bear?
Tree?
Irish person?
(To prevent confusion and spurious claims, the Irish mascot cannot be considered either a leprechaun or under the influence of alcohol)

My answer it is a draw between the Irish person and the Husky. The husky pisses on the tree and the Irish person drinks the Bear.

 

[Bestiarius]

I just heard from Artie, the Fighting Artichoke of Scotsdale CC, and he's ripping mad. He says Stanford doesn't have a mascot, so he wants to represent them. I just hope the Blue Blob of Xavier U (Cincinnati) doesn't show up. He'd wipe everyone out.

 

[JS]

How about the Tree? He/she has been known to over imbibe on occasion ... and get caught.

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[MilfordHusky]

That tree is a shady character!

 

[Bestiarius]

That tree is a shady character!

and he is making an ash of himself.

 

[Icebear]

and he is making an ash of himself.

Careful he might get left in a larch.

 

[grizz36]

Yew are a bunch of clowns.

BTW - If I remember correctly, the Stanford tree lost a wrestling match a bunch of years ago to Vanessa Nygaard during the player introductions. Of course a bear, husky or Irishman might have lost a wrestling match to her also.

 

[mr006]

and he is making an ash of himself.

Leaf him (or her) alone...

 

[Icebear]

Yew are a bunch of clowns.

BTW - If I remember correctly, the Stanford tree lost a wrestling match a bunch of years ago to Vanessa Nygaard during the player introductions. Of course a bear, husky or Irishman might have lost a wrestling match to her also.

Life's a beech.

 

[Bestiarius]

Life's a beech.

Mighty aches from little toe corns grow.

 

[Icebear]

Mighty aches from little toe corns grow.

Okay, I may just be a sap but now I feel we are getting to the root of the problem.

 

[Bestiarius]

Okay, I may just be a sap but now I feel we are getting to the root of the problem.

I wooden say that, oh boy foot bear with teak of Chan.

 

[justML]

I wooden't say that.

I pine for the days when we had games to talk about.

 

[RockyMTblue2]

Pitting the 2012 final-four mascots against one another in a winner-takes-all, steel-cage death match.
Who wins?
Husky?
Bear?
Tree?
Irish person?
(To prevent confusion and spurious claims, the Irish mascot cannot be considered either a leprechaun or under the influence of alcohol)

My money was going to be on the Keebler Cookie elf in the tree. You so ruined this at the git go!

 

[Icebear]

Elves, pa shah! But now you're pecan my interest and maybe we want to branch out into other possibilities. But we be stumped as to the truth.

 

[pinotbear]

This has gone way too fir.

 

[FairView]

This thread was dead on the vine until people decided to spruce it up with clever word pears, then it got surprisingly poplar.