Okay, who wins this hypothetical?

[MilfordHusky]

Bears do knot bark, bud. Grunt and growl, sure. Butt, I'll admit you're (n)evergreen with envy when it comes to word play. Although this is beginning to make me syc-or-more.

Oh, hew!

 

[RadyLady]

I'm going to leaf this one before I get in trouble....

 

[FairView]

I ask myself, "why can't you resist making another stupid pun," and I am stumped.

 

[FairView]

I showed this thread to a dyslexic friend and he said it was 0-ak.

 

[Icebear]

It is mulch ado about nothing....

Nice. It's almost pulp fiction.