Dove
Who wouldn't want to be me?
- Joined
- Aug 26, 2011
- Messages
- 17,904
- Reaction Score
- 57,115
New Boneyard Channel on Directv
- Thread starter Husky Dad
- Start date
- Status
- Joined
- Apr 25, 2014
- Messages
- 5,289
- Reaction Score
- 19,755
Did the Courant finally can Altavilla for being a creepshow?
- Joined
- Aug 31, 2011
- Messages
- 2,792
- Reaction Score
- 4,900
Ad-hoc specials
The Logan Zone - Joe Zone hosts a monthly segment where he discusses the recruitment of Logan Marchi
Cheesesteak Wars - Geno and Pat (Summitt) periodically gather to host a point/counter-point like segment where they argue over who's a better coach and which team broke which rule (maybe too Philly for this board)
Moment of Silence - an hour dedicated to honoring the championships of Rutgers
Man vs. Food - John Marinatto takes on all-you-can-eat challenges from restaurants in Providence
Grammar Hints - segment hosted by Dez on how to include within an article typos, run-on sentences, and other grammatical doozies
The Logan Zone - Joe Zone hosts a monthly segment where he discusses the recruitment of Logan Marchi
Cheesesteak Wars - Geno and Pat (Summitt) periodically gather to host a point/counter-point like segment where they argue over who's a better coach and which team broke which rule (maybe too Philly for this board)
Moment of Silence - an hour dedicated to honoring the championships of Rutgers
Man vs. Food - John Marinatto takes on all-you-can-eat challenges from restaurants in Providence
Grammar Hints - segment hosted by Dez on how to include within an article typos, run-on sentences, and other grammatical doozies
whaler11
Head Happy Hour Coach
- Joined
- Aug 27, 2011
- Messages
- 44,353
- Reaction Score
- 68,192
Documentary: Kiss of Death (R) (Graphic Collapses) Desmond Conner. Joel Osteen. Run Time: 4:13
Every player a mild mannered sports reporter hypes later washes out of a college football program. A shady preacher is brought in to exorcise his demons.
Every player a mild mannered sports reporter hypes later washes out of a college football program. A shady preacher is brought in to exorcise his demons.
- Joined
- Aug 26, 2011
- Messages
- 13,866
- Reaction Score
- 35,627
storrsroars
Exiled in Pittsburgh
- Joined
- Mar 23, 2012
- Messages
- 23,093
- Reaction Score
- 56,178
So far what's lacking is one of those "manual labor" reality shows. So I'm going to propose a show centered around this guy...
.-.
Dove
Who wouldn't want to be me?
- Joined
- Aug 26, 2011
- Messages
- 17,904
- Reaction Score
- 57,115
The Yarder's Court:
Yep, the Honorable Judge Deepster presiding over cases where Yarders sue people. Hangman swami is his conservative bailiff.
In episode 1 Dove sues a dry cleaner for destroying his satin pants. The defendant is Chan Ching Song. He says, "Those pants were damaged when dropped off". He's accused of...taking Dove to the cleaners.
And the highlight of the season premier...Dogfather sues Khalid El Amin. He is suing for the value of a year's worthof free pizzas. KEA says...."Most definitely, he shoulda picked UConn anyway". He's being sued for...clutch free throws makes BeneDuke a hungry man.
Yep, the Honorable Judge Deepster presiding over cases where Yarders sue people. Hangman swami is his conservative bailiff.
In episode 1 Dove sues a dry cleaner for destroying his satin pants. The defendant is Chan Ching Song. He says, "Those pants were damaged when dropped off". He's accused of...taking Dove to the cleaners.
And the highlight of the season premier...Dogfather sues Khalid El Amin. He is suing for the value of a year's worthof free pizzas. KEA says...."Most definitely, he shoulda picked UConn anyway". He's being sued for...clutch free throws makes BeneDuke a hungry man.
joober jones
Finally Non-Fat Guy
- Joined
- Nov 2, 2011
- Messages
- 4,734
- Reaction Score
- 9,646
Or just "Bending Over" featuring the above plus Swin Cash, Pam Webber, and Renee Montgomery, bending over to pick items up off the ground and from tables. Mandeldove runs the camera treating the audience to both back and front views. There's no narration as everyone's too busy drooling.
- Joined
- Aug 27, 2011
- Messages
- 6,579
- Reaction Score
- 33,279
Thursdays at 9: Hanging Wit Andre Drummond, hosted by Chief00.
Chief leads viewers through the murky underworld of miscommunication, crossed signals, and outright delusion. Viewers are shown brief glimpses of Andre in faraway cities, seemingly oblivious to his plans in Storrs. Quite frankly, the show is a real snoozer and will likely be canceled after episode II.
Chief leads viewers through the murky underworld of miscommunication, crossed signals, and outright delusion. Viewers are shown brief glimpses of Andre in faraway cities, seemingly oblivious to his plans in Storrs. Quite frankly, the show is a real snoozer and will likely be canceled after episode II.
joober jones
Finally Non-Fat Guy
- Joined
- Nov 2, 2011
- Messages
- 4,734
- Reaction Score
- 9,646
The show will go a severe change in format in mid-season, changing its name to "Quite Frankly" and being about the ins and outs of grilling the perfect hot dog.
.-.
- Joined
- Aug 26, 2011
- Messages
- 2,273
- Reaction Score
- 6,025
Immediately followed by "Campus Cops" showing Rashad being taken away.
Campus COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of school rules enforcement. All suspects are guilty until proven innocent in a kangaroo court.
joober jones
Finally Non-Fat Guy
- Joined
- Nov 2, 2011
- Messages
- 4,734
- Reaction Score
- 9,646
FRIDAY NIGHT
6pm: Dance Dance Glen-volution: Glenn Miller tries to up the ante on humiliatingly bad dancing. Contestants then try to "serve" Miller by doing even worse. Every time a contestant beats Miller, he has to endure a tirade from a preselected Boneyarder over the lack of development among our bigs.
6:30pm: Heavy Metal: Ruslan Inyatkin and Stanley Robinson regale viewers with true tales of life in the metal scene.
7pm: I **ed Up: Hosted by Jim Calhoun, a different Boneyard member comes on every night to tell their personal tales of woe.
7:30pm: Boy Meets Wood: A half hour continuous replay of Rod Sellers smashing Christian Laettner's head into the floor. (This is the network's most highly rated show)
8pm: Phil in Charge: A remake of Charles in Charge, featuring Phil Nolan. He contains the misbehavior of the children in the house by standing in their way so they keep on falling over and are thus prevented from completing whatever ill capering they were up to.
8:30pm: Dr Alex, Medicine Mumu: Giving up on his playing career, Oriakhi becomes the chief medical trainer for the Chicago Cubs. His father manages to get him the job after team owners tell them they'll do whatever he wants if he stops using Twitter once and for all. AO's complete lack of medical knowledge leads to comically disastrous results, with the Cubs turning in an even worse season than usual.
9pm: On the Slide with Clyde: Clyde Vaughn teaches every man an important lesson - how to tell a prostitute from a cop.
9:30pm: Niels' Friday Night Oktoberfest: It matters not what the month is, this weekly installment is on year-round. Giffey shows off Germany's best watering holes and takes multiple shots from attractive barmaids in lederhosen, motorboat style.
10pm: What happened to Darius Smith and Jamal Trice?: Darius and Jamal are as uncertain as to their post-college whereabouts as we are. They wander around together in a non-descript shopping mall, scratching their heads and trying to figure out where they are as well as what they've been doing in the past few years.
10:30pm: Kasongo: Nothing happens, the screen just plays a high pitched tone and is populated by the colored pre-sign on bars.
11pm: Please Pronounce and Spell our names correctly: Terrence Samuel, Kevin Ollie, Lasan Kromah, Amida Brimah and Kentan Facey walk up to a blackboard and write their names. They then pronounce them carefully and write them again, breaking them down phonetically. There's a decent viewership, but errors still abound.
11:30pm: Sky King, or I Can Accept Plane Tickets from Anyone I Want Now Biatch: Kirk King flies around the world using tickets that fans and associates have purchased for him. As he stretches out in first class and enjoys fine wine poured by an equally fine stewardess, he taunts the NCAA, knowing that there's nothing they can do about it.
6pm: Dance Dance Glen-volution: Glenn Miller tries to up the ante on humiliatingly bad dancing. Contestants then try to "serve" Miller by doing even worse. Every time a contestant beats Miller, he has to endure a tirade from a preselected Boneyarder over the lack of development among our bigs.
6:30pm: Heavy Metal: Ruslan Inyatkin and Stanley Robinson regale viewers with true tales of life in the metal scene.
7pm: I **ed Up: Hosted by Jim Calhoun, a different Boneyard member comes on every night to tell their personal tales of woe.
7:30pm: Boy Meets Wood: A half hour continuous replay of Rod Sellers smashing Christian Laettner's head into the floor. (This is the network's most highly rated show)
8pm: Phil in Charge: A remake of Charles in Charge, featuring Phil Nolan. He contains the misbehavior of the children in the house by standing in their way so they keep on falling over and are thus prevented from completing whatever ill capering they were up to.
8:30pm: Dr Alex, Medicine Mumu: Giving up on his playing career, Oriakhi becomes the chief medical trainer for the Chicago Cubs. His father manages to get him the job after team owners tell them they'll do whatever he wants if he stops using Twitter once and for all. AO's complete lack of medical knowledge leads to comically disastrous results, with the Cubs turning in an even worse season than usual.
9pm: On the Slide with Clyde: Clyde Vaughn teaches every man an important lesson - how to tell a prostitute from a cop.
9:30pm: Niels' Friday Night Oktoberfest: It matters not what the month is, this weekly installment is on year-round. Giffey shows off Germany's best watering holes and takes multiple shots from attractive barmaids in lederhosen, motorboat style.
10pm: What happened to Darius Smith and Jamal Trice?: Darius and Jamal are as uncertain as to their post-college whereabouts as we are. They wander around together in a non-descript shopping mall, scratching their heads and trying to figure out where they are as well as what they've been doing in the past few years.
10:30pm: Kasongo: Nothing happens, the screen just plays a high pitched tone and is populated by the colored pre-sign on bars.
11pm: Please Pronounce and Spell our names correctly: Terrence Samuel, Kevin Ollie, Lasan Kromah, Amida Brimah and Kentan Facey walk up to a blackboard and write their names. They then pronounce them carefully and write them again, breaking them down phonetically. There's a decent viewership, but errors still abound.
11:30pm: Sky King, or I Can Accept Plane Tickets from Anyone I Want Now Biatch: Kirk King flies around the world using tickets that fans and associates have purchased for him. As he stretches out in first class and enjoys fine wine poured by an equally fine stewardess, he taunts the NCAA, knowing that there's nothing they can do about it.
- Joined
- Apr 25, 2014
- Messages
- 5,289
- Reaction Score
- 19,755
When do I get to watch Gettin' Turnt with Ben Gordon?
- Status