Wow, did UConn piss off the gods of College Sports in the Temple of Television Networks or what?
1. First it beat Duke a couple of times in men's hoops (finals '99 and semi's '04) to spoil their national championship acendency to the thrown.
2. It surpassed Tennessee and Pat Summit in the women's game (if you can't beat them all the time . . . drop 'em from the schedule), drawing the Queen's rebuke for a potential recruiting impropriety in landing Maya Moore (the SEC. . .talk about the kettle calling the pot black).
3. It actually called College Football's bluff and gear up enough to join a BCS conference and then showed up in a teeny, tiny, little off campus stadium (this just isn't right claim the old guard at Augusta National. This just isn't right, they drawled. Their making a mockery of big time football).
4. Then they rightfully (but unsuccessfully) sue the Benedict Arnolds for bolting from the Big East. Apparently even the judges were displeased with this bunch of upstart, BCS wanna be's (shouldn't you guys be playing in the Yankee Conference anyway?).
5. The little program then quickly dominated over Broadcast U (formerly known years ago as the school where #44 meant something and the football program actually was good). Oh no, not in football too. Bad enough in Basketball).
6. It completely exhausted WVU (who were readily allowed to score all those TDs) in their blowout in Morgantown to the point they had nothing left against Pitt resulting in UConn tying for the conference championship.
7. Then they beat out some big time programs for Jordan Todman (foul, that was one of their players, bad enough they lose recruits to each other, but to CONNECTICUT?)
8. Then they go out to Notre Dame and beat them in front of Touchdown Jesus, thereby solidifying the Gippers irrelevance as a football power. Keeping in mind how hard the referees tried to keep that from happening (TD, Flag, no TD. . . . TD, flag, no TD).
9. Then perhaps the biggest faux paux of all, UConn totally embarrasses Steve Superior's SEC Gamecocks smack dab in the heart of Dixie. Ouch, that one had to hurt . . . whippin up on the SEC baby. Just ain't right.
10. What next? Oh yeah, they somehow win the BE again and end up in the Fiesta Bowl. Yeah, the Tostitos Gang drew the short straw and had to waste and perfectly good Oklahoma team in a match against ????? Who again??? And of course, then the "we didn't really want to invite you's)can't even score (save for a pick six and kick off return). Told you they were "Not ready for prime timers)
11. Now throw in the fact that men's hoop beat Calipari and Kentucky not once but twice before winning an ugly national championship against Butler. The rap on that one? No offense to speak of, just a boring defensive fizzle. Personally, I loved it, but TV was not thrilled. And apparantly not the NCAA either since the punishments levied on the basketball program for mid-level-serious violations exceed everyone else's (Auburn,USC,UNC) save for Penn State. Plus the madder Jim Calhoun got, the more piling on they did.
12. Oh and don't forget baseball beating Clim-son in the NCAA's in '11. How embarrassing for any self respecting southern program. And it spoiled an in-state USC-Climson Regional Party.
Talk about a squeeze play. Talk about discrimination. But that's what happens when you venture into a neighbor hood where "your kind" in not wanted. UConn has become big time college sports (at least the men's version) version of the proverbial "lipsticked" pig. Still just a pig.