Name My Boat

[cryjeremiah]

"Winning!!"

 

[NOTaDIME]

The Mr. Beaumont.

 

[OkaForPrez]

Blueblood

Triple meaning

 

[HuskyFan32]

Not a dime back

 

[Adios]

UConn Oceanography.

 

[TRest]

Sorority Chick

 

[prankster]

coelacanth

 

[Deepster]

How about this one?

Fishy

 

[HuskyHawk]

How about this one?

Fishy

"Deepster" could also work.

I prefer the Jimmy Buffet themed names. "Son of a Son of Husky." "Tails Up." "Trying to Reason With Basketball Season."

 

[Deepster]

"Deepster" could also work.

I prefer the Jimmy Buffet themed names. "Son of a Son of Husky." "Tails Up." "Trying to Reason With Basketball Season."

Actually, I have the best name if I ever bought a boat. My first name starts with C so I'd name my boat:

Deep, C.

 

[sparky]

How about MINE

 

[CL82]

So any winners yet Chin?

 

[sledog]

So is it a sail or a stinkpot?? With a big horn??

Ok, How can I resist? 'Fogfot'.

 

[art4life]

Name it after your wife?
Ala the "Cornelia Marie" on Deadliest Catch?

 

[rw005]

Oh I got it.

Duh, WINNING!

 

[Huskies2324]

Double Drunk Double Winning

 

[Chin Diesel]

I'm away on travel this week and have sent a couple of the suggestions back for consideration.

Unfortunately our 8-yr old daughter chose to get a double ear infection so the mrs. spent most of the day scheduling a doctor's appt and waiting for med's.

I had suggested "Blue Heaven" or "She Blew Me So I Bought Her a Boat". I haven't heard back yet.

As for suggestions from this thread so far, I'm partial to "For Sale", "Panhandle-r", "Suffering Bastard".

More possibilities include "CT Refugee", "Master Baiter" or "Taxi Vader".

 

[Fishy]

Skip the name - go with symbols.

Have your wife dip her in paint and just press 'em on the boat wherever the name would ordinarily go. It would be like Prince when he decided he needed a symbol instead of a name. Half the boats in the world are sporting a name with some veiled reference to hooters - you're just gonna be the guy who evolved the idea.

I'd expect some resistance from your wife and perhaps modesty is an issue, so when you ask, do offer up the possibility of having a stripper perform the art work in her stead. She'll appreciate your thoughtfulness.

Good luck.

 

[Dougsts]

I have been lobbying for years to name our boat "Sea nope", but my wife votes it down every time it comes up.

 

[suzyq]

Skip the name - go with symbols.

Have your wife dip her in paint and just press 'em on the boat wherever the name would ordinarily go. It would be like Prince when he decided he needed a symbol instead of a name. Half the boats in the world are sporting a name with some veiled reference to hooters - you're just gonna be the guy who evolved the idea.

I'd expect some resistance from your wife and perhaps modesty is an issue, so when you ask, do offer up the possibility of having a stripper perform the art work in her stead. She'll appreciate your thoughtfulness.

Good luck.

Every time I read one of these posts from you I wonder why you are not institutionalized. I only start wondering after I stop laughing however.

 

[doggydan]

Spring weekend

 

[Fishy]

Every time I read one of these posts from you I wonder why you are not institutionalized. I only start wondering after I stop laughing however.

But you just know that Chin will spend at least ten seconds considering the logistics of it. Unless I have misjudged him entirely, I think his first reaction is how best to dip the , what color and where on the boat it will....the fact that it will never, ever happen is about the fifth or sixth thing that will cross his mind

And if nothing else, the visual will be with him for a while - he can thank me for that, if nothing else.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Closer than you think Fishy. I thought about it for about five seconds then thought about dipping my twig and berries in some paint, slapping them on the boat and naming it "Tea Time".

 

[CL82]

Yet another benign thread that takes a disturbing turn, funny but disturbing notheless.

 

[Dribbles]

"For Sale".

Might as well get a jump on things.

So true, Fishy, so very true!