My starting lineup for next year, postseason ban edition.

[Fishy]

An obvious flaw has been pointed out.

We will have to hypnotize a walk-on into believing that he is Roscoe Smith.

 

[ZenConn]

An obvious flaw has been pointed out.

We will have to hypnotize a walk-on into believing that he is Roscoe Smith.

We'll have to punch that walk-on in the eye before playing ...

 

[mets1090]

Maybe we should punch him in the eye over and over again until he forgets who he is. Then we can just convince him he is Roscoe.

 

[suzyq]

Only problem is we'd be wasting a year of Roscoe's eligibility. But if we have Roscoe just run onto the court in street clothes to perform his full-court heaves, we'd be assessed a technical foul on every possession but at least we could maintain his redshirt status.

Maybe if he actually wore a red shirt we'd be okay?

 

[August_West]

Yes, I like where we are going with this. Red rover human chain "d" with the totem pole offense.

This team would have to be coached by blaney. He can then refuse to call Timeouts when opponents solve our human chain defense.JC can take another medical hiatus for " personal" reasons, get the practice facility built and then come back for nc 4 in 13-14.


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[CL82]

Yet another Boneyard thread where I am laughing so loud people stop by to check to see if I'm okay.

 

[UCweCONN]

Yes, I like where we are going with this. Red rover human chain "d" with the totem pole offense.

This team would have to be coached by blaney. He can then refuse to call Timeouts when opponents solve our human chain defense.JC can take another medical hiatus for " personal" reasons, get the practice facility built and then come back for nc 4 in 13-14.


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I predict a rash of spinal stenosis surgeries for the unfortunate players that have to form the base of the offensive totem pole.