My starting lineup for next year, postseason ban edition.

[Fishy]

PG - Some walk-on
SG - Some walk-on
SF - Some walk-on
PF - Mike Bradley
C - Enosch Wolf

I would redshirt Shabazz, Omar, Roscoe, Neils, DeAndre, Tyler and whoever else stays. I would even let Calhoun coach the games via Skype from Hilton Head - I'd affix a GoHero camera to Blaney's head and let Calhoun watch the games via ustream.

And I would pay cash bonuses to the staff for games that end with an over/under lower than 50. I want to win games by scoring 35 points. I might even make Roscoe's full-court heaves a regular part of the offense.

If the NCAA is going to play games, we're just not even going to try.

 

[UofCT]

Do you think any of our guys would actually redshirt the season? Can we have more than 1 redshirted player?

 

[arnie3]

If they can't redshirt, I'd definitely blueshirt them. Those that can't be blue-shirted, should be green lighted. Never use a caution light under any circumstance!

 

[husky99]

I think wolf will lose the starting job to a cheerleader by the 3 BE game

 

[djct1999]

over/under is 2 on the number of seconds in the first game before calhoun yanks wolf out of the game.

 

[Silk City]

PG - Some walk-on
SG - Some walk-on
SF - Some walk-on
PF - Mike Bradley
C - Enosch Wolf

I would redshirt Shabazz, Omar, Roscoe, Neils, DeAndre, Tyler and whoever else stays. I would even let Calhoun coach the games via Skype from Hilton Head - I'd affix a GoHero camera to Blaney's head and let Calhoun watch the games via ustream.

And I would pay cash bonuses to the staff for games that end with an over/under lower than 50. I want to win games by scoring 35 points. I might even make Roscoe's full-court heaves a regular part of the offense.

If the NCAA is going to play games, we're just not even going to try.

We should just go into Harlem Globetrotters mode out of conference. Tour random community colleges across the country, fill up their local gyms, and bust out every funny move or trick play we got. Win every game by 70, bring the UConn brand to the corners of the continent, and make a mockery of the NCAA. Everyone involved will have a great time

 

[UofCT]

I think wolf will lose the starting job to a cheerleader by the 3 BE game

You're really going to bash a player on UConn? You are such a hyprocrite.

 

[patrick]

PG - Some walk-on
SG - Some walk-on
SF - Some walk-on
PF - Mike Bradley
C - Enosch Wolf

I would redshirt Shabazz, Omar, Roscoe, Neils, DeAndre, Tyler and whoever else stays. I would even let Calhoun coach the games via Skype from Hilton Head - I'd affix a GoHero camera to Blaney's head and let Calhoun watch the games via ustream.

And I would pay cash bonuses to the staff for games that end with an over/under lower than 50. I want to win games by scoring 35 points. I might even make Roscoe's full-court heaves a regular part of the offense.

If the NCAA is going to play games, we're just not even going to try.

Lmfao Roscoe's full court heaves

 

[husky99]

You're really going to bash a player on UConn? You are such a hyprocrite.

i was bashing cheerleaders... relax

 

[caw]

I say do it.

 

[UCweCONN]

Can the UCONN women fill in for us next season?

 

[August_West]

Can the UCONN women fill in for us next season?

according to some (not all, just the lunatic fringe) women's fans, we would be upgrading by doing that because the girls "play the game the way it's supposed to be played"

Well if anything our FT percentage would improve!


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[Puertorock43]

Should be intersting to see how it all works out...I just we can add at least one more recruit

 

[Kitaman]

Damn...... maybe this is the year I should try out.

 

[HuskyFan16]

send four players on the court and one on the endline for inbounding... other than that, never touch the ball, just make the whole season a sitin.

 

[Gurleyman]

There's precedence. UCLA Softball got a one-year postseason ban for winning the World Series with a rented Australian pitcher who never attended a class named Tanya Harding (not to be confused with Tonya Harding, who famously arranged for Nancy Kerrigan to be attacked with a stick). They sat everyone a year and finished in last place in the Pac 10, then un-redshirted everyone and won it again.

 

[partial]

Ain't no rule that a dog can't play basketball.

 

[hoopsknowitall]

We should just go into Harlem Globetrotters mode out of conference. Tour random community colleges across the country, fill up their local gyms, and bust out every funny move or trick play we got. Win every game by 70, bring the UConn brand to the corners of the continent, and make a mockery of the NCAA. Everyone involved will have a great time

Every single game they should do the old bucket filled with water thrown at the crowd-wait its full of confetti not water trick. I still laugh at that one every single time they do it.

 

[joober jones]

All of us Boneyarders can swipe the UConn jerseys and we'll be the 2012-13 team.

 

[Dann]

PG- Allen
SG - Ben Stewart
SF- Mike Bradley
PF- Enosch Wolf
C- Tampabill

funny thing is this lineup doesn't finish last in the acc and gets the auto bid in the pac.

 

[UCDaveD]

I'd seriously have no problem with it if we red-shirted everyone except walk -.

 

[Fishy]

I would purely be aiming for entertainment value and to preserve the year's eligibility for anyone on the roster with even a shred of ability. If Bradley hadn't been here for seven years already without seeing the court, I wouldn't play him either.

You've heard of 40 minutes of Hell?

I'd introduce 40 minutes of WTF.

Ever see a team play defense by linking hands and stretching from one sideline to the other? No? Tune in. (Might be the perfect defense - all we gotta do is beat everyone to our spot and then the offense is forced to take a 40' shot or commit a charge.)

Since getting back to form our human chain defense is paramount, we will have to sacrifice some aspects of the game, like offense. And rebounding. And any and all fundamentals, pride, hope and honor. Our offense would be predicated on getting the ball away from our basket. We advance it just far enough to convince the defense to get back and then we let Roscoe throw it at the basket, the cheerleaders or the Jumbotron if it pleases him and then sprint back to form the chain.

When the other team shoots, we maintain the chain and either wait for the ball to roll back close enough to the chain so that we can retrieve it or we let it roll out of bounds. The chain is preserved at all costs.

I want the announcers to wonder out loud if I were actually trying to ruin the game of basketball.

 

[UCweCONN]

I would purely be aiming for entertainment value and to preserve the year's eligibility for anyone on the roster with even a shred of ability. If Bradley hadn't been here for seven years already without seeing the court, I wouldn't play him either.

You've heard of 40 minutes of Hell?

I'd introduce 40 minutes of WTF.

Ever see a team play defense by linking hands and stretching from one sideline to the other? No? Tune in. (Might be the perfect defense - all we gotta do is beat everyone to our spot and then the offense is forced to take a 40' shot or commit a charge.)

Since getting back to form our human chain defense is paramount, we will have to sacrifice some aspects of the game, like offense. And rebounding. And any and all fundamentals, pride, hope and honor. Our offense would be predicated on getting the ball away from our basket. We advance it just far enough to convince the defense to get back and then we let Roscoe throw it at the basket, the cheerleaders or the Jumbotron if it pleases him and then sprint back to form the chain.

When the other team shoots, we maintain the chain and either wait for the ball to roll back close enough to the chain so that we can retrieve it or we let it roll out of bounds. The chain is preserved at all costs.

I want the announcers to wonder out loud if I were actually trying to ruin the game of basketball.

Maybe they can wear dark eye liner like in the Will Farrell movie "Semi Pro" and get their opponents to stare into their eyes to hypnotize them. If that doesn't work, I suggest the bat-crazy act like they do in the WWE. At player introductions, a UCONN player runs at the other team, clotheslines their best player then stands over him and taunts him. That just might get them off their game.

 

[dogpause]

Attaching a Go-Video camera to Blaney's head is a great idea. There no activity there, so the images should be nice and sharp.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Ever see a team play defense by linking hands and stretching from one sideline to the other? No? Tune in. (Might be the perfect defense - all we gotta do is beat everyone to our spot and then the offense is forced to take a 40' shot or commit a charge.)

Ever see the NCAA move quickly to change a rule?