Wait - here it comes soon....the next analogy from BL is going to be how he would love to sleep with who is it lately? Jessica Alba I think? But the reality is that no matter how much he wants to, it's not happening.
I love when that analogy comes up.
Anyway, you're a lucky guy - I guess I"m not at that stage of marriage yet, four kids, and many, many years later, my wife still blames me and tries to change me, I think it motivates her out of bed in the morning.....probably motivates her into bed too, come to think of it. Anyway......
is it football season yet?