KO to Madison???

[Chin Diesel]

Well, looks like this thread has run its course.

Good news is that based off of the positive feedback I've received from this thread, I'll continue to do this whenever college or pro jobs come open. I will do the leg work and find the connections for the rest of the 'yard so you don't have to go through the anxiety and angst of figuring it out for yourself. For those of you who were interested enough to reply to this thread, I'll make sure to tag you for future threads so you won't have to trudge through the mindlessness that can ensnare this forum.

Think of these upcoming threads as complements to Chiefs Briefs with his breakdown of games and players. Without the bitches of course. Or Andre.

 

[businesslawyer]

The best jokes are funny....

If only more people got this ....

 

[mauconnfan]

Or could it be If only more people had a better sense of humor?

 

[jleves]

The best jokes are funny....

A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder and orders a beer. The monkey jumps off his shoulder runs over to the pool table and picks of the 8 ball and swallows it whole.

The bartender says 'Hey, what's he doing?'

The man says 'He's a great monkey. He does everything I tell him and he's perfectly behaved but I can't stop him from eating anything he can get his paws on. Don't worry. I'll pay you for the pool ball.'

About a week later the same man walks into the bar with the monkey on his shoulder and orders a beer.

The monkey jumps off his shoulder runs down the bar to the peanuts, picks one up, puts it up his butt and then takes it out and eats it.

The bartender says 'Oh man, that's gross. Why did he do that?'

The man says, 'I told you he's a great monkey but I can't stop him from eating anything he can get his paws on. But ever since that pool ball, he checks to make sure it fits first.'

 

[intlzncster]

A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder and orders a beer. The monkey jumps off his shoulder runs over to the pool table and picks of the 8 ball and swallows it whole.

The bartender says 'Hey, what's he doing?'

The man says 'He's a great monkey. He does everything I tell him and he's perfectly behaved but I can't stop him from eating anything he can get his paws on. Don't worry. I'll pay you for the pool ball.'

About a week later the same man walks into the bar with the monkey on his shoulder and orders a beer.

The monkey jumps off his shoulder runs down the bar to the peanuts, picks one up, puts it up his butt and then takes it out and eats it.

The bartender says 'Oh man, that's gross. Why did he do that?'

The man says, 'I told you he's a great monkey but I can't stop him from eating anything he can get his paws on. But ever since that pool ball, he checks to make sure it fits first.'

That was funny. And I'm not a big canned joke guy.

 

[rayrayfor3]

My buddy at the car wash said its Jim Calhoun's job to lose

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Or could it be If only more people had a better sense of humor?

Not this time around