It Is Time....

[prankster]

It is that time of the year again...

And Deepster and Swami are still missing in action.

There is work to be done, ladies and gentlemen. Let the shaming begin!

 

[8893]

I believe it starts after the BET, but no reason not to get the wheels of justice turning.

@swami7774 @Deepster

 

[Deepster]

Nah. I'm done.

The old guard who used to make this great is no longer around. Dogfather, Gars44, RabidHusky, SuzyQ, AussieCuz, etc, etc. I've thought about this for a while now and I don't want to be Sinatra on stage, forgetting the lyrics to songs and way past his prime. We had a good run, but I'm retired from the bench.

 

[CTMike]

Do the honorable thing and sentence yourself to the gallows.

 

[8893]

Nah. I'm done.

The old guard who used to make this great is no longer around. Dogfather, Gars44, RabidHusky, SuzyQ, AussieCuz, etc, etc. I've thought about this for a while now and I don't want to be Sinatra on stage, forgetting the lyrics to songs and way past his prime. We had a good run, but I'm retired from the bench.

 

[prankster]

Nah. I'm done.

The old guard who used to make this great is no longer around. Dogfather, Gars44, RabidHusky, SuzyQ, AussieCuz, etc, etc. I've thought about this for a while now and I don't want to be Sinatra on stage, forgetting the lyrics to songs and way past his prime. We had a good run, but I'm retired from the bench.

There are reasons that these positions are lifetime appointments.

So, I agree with the previous poster. Stick your own head in the noose and deliver up a proper pathway forward.

 

[Edward Sargent]

Nah. I'm done.

The old guard who used to make this great is no longer around. Dogfather, Gars44, RabidHusky, SuzyQ, AussieCuz, etc, etc. I've thought about this for a while now and I don't want to be Sinatra on stage, forgetting the lyrics to songs and way past his prime. We had a good run, but I'm retired from the bench.

I don't know Deep, I heard Tony Bennett who has Alzheimers singing with Lady Gaga - that could be you!

 

[Chin Diesel]

Do the honorable thing and sentence yourself to the gallows.

This is the obvious and appropriate off ramp.

Which, well, the obvious and honorable hasn't really ever been part of the tradition.

 

[August_West]

Nah. I'm done.

The old guard who used to make this great is no longer around. Dogfather, Gars44, RabidHusky, SuzyQ, AussieCuz, etc, etc. I've thought about this for a while now and I don't want to be Sinatra on stage, forgetting the lyrics to songs and way past his prime. We had a good run, but I'm retired from the bench.

Weak.

I’m still out there forgetting lyrics every weekend. Suck it up.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

is that the kid from the flying saucer show? if so, mebbe it's a cosmic message foretelling our need for a new hangman, cuz if we don't find one, then this place could be lost in space. not pretty.

 

[Deepster]

Weak.

I’m still out there forgetting lyrics every weekend. Suck it up.

You're making my point for me, A-Dub. I'm trying to get out in front of being you.

 

[Deepster]

This is the obvious and appropriate off ramp.

Which, well, the obvious and honorable hasn't really ever been part of the tradition.

I mean, you could thank me for the 4 titles and decades of service, I guess. Or maybe you're more focused on some weirdo that drinks hot sauce on Twitter and hasn't gotten us anywhere near a natty yet.

 

[prankster]

I mean, you could thank me for the 4 titles and decades of service, I guess. Or maybe you're more focused on some weirdo that drinks hot sauce on Twitter and hasn't gotten us anywhere near a natty yet.

I am reminded of the old joke about the plastic surgeon.

He hung himself!

(rimshot)

 

[CTMike]

I mean, you could thank me for the 4 titles and decades of service, I guess. Or maybe you're more focused on some weirdo that drinks hot sauce on Twitter and hasn't gotten us anywhere near a natty yet.

You could just @Penfield

 

[Deepster]

You could just @Penfield

Yeah. That's him. One could argue that, if anything, he's a jinx. Nothing good has happened since he started all that ticket nonsense.

 

[Dove]

You're making my point for me, A-Dub. I'm trying to get out in front of being you.

Good move. Would hate to see you resort to grilling hot dogs with pimento sticks.

 

[8893]

You're making my point for me, A-Dub. I'm trying to get out in front of being you.

I dunno Deep. I think the ingredients are here this year.

We've got Skinner making an appearance with Charli and Dixie's dad, which gives you the chance of landing viral mojo on TikTok that will make your daughter proud. Then maybe you can ride off into the sunset with No. 5.

We've got a maniacal coach who wears socks that profess his love for pooping.

We've got more doubting Thomases than an Easter Sunday mass.

We've got @August_West willing to give back another 10-15 pounds of weight loss in service of weird dietary excesses that he is somehow convinced will conjure mojo.

And we've got @Dove saying things that make you want to tell him to shut up.

 

[XLCenterFan]

I should be safe this year - I have gotten much better at internetting. Looking forward to seeing who gets it this time around.

 

[prankster]

Poor Tom.

He will be suffering with the realization that the last successful hanging around here revolved around Senhor Testiculo.

 

[Deepster]

I dunno Deep. I think the ingredients are here this year.

We've got Skinner making an appearance with Charli and Dixie's dad, which gives you the chance of landing viral mojo on TikTok that will make your daughter proud. Then maybe you can ride off into the sunset with No. 5.

We've got a maniacal coach who wears socks that profess his love for pooping.

We've got more doubting Thomases than an Easter Sunday mass.

We've got @August_West willing to give back another 10-15 pounds of weight loss in service of weird dietary excesses that he is somehow convinced will conjure mojo.

And we've got @Dove saying things that make you want to tell him to shut up.

All good points. Especially the potential of reaching 25 million people on a social media app I don't really understand.

And yes. Shut up, Dove.

 

[prankster]

As General McCauliff famously said: "Nuts!"

 

[businesslawyer]

Nah. I'm done.

The old guard who used to make this great is no longer around. Dogfather, Gars44, RabidHusky, SuzyQ, AussieCuz, etc, etc. I've thought about this for a while now and I don't want to be Sinatra on stage, forgetting the lyrics to songs and way past his prime. We had a good run, but I'm retired from the bench.

Retire? One doesn't quit from taking a Yankee conference program to four national championships! One dies with their boots on! You don't get to say it's over.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

 

[Waquoit]

I bought 4 tickets to late-career BB King. Cost me over $500. It was pathetic. He didn't finish a single song. Noodled a bit, told a bunch of shaggy-dog stories. Unlike Deep, he didn't know when to get out.

 

[CTBasketball]

Twitter does get a lot of the surface-level credit nowadays. But mojo, culture, and success has been cultivated here for a long time.

 

[CL82]

Do the honorable thing and sentence yourself to the gallows.

Or at least fall on your sword and go out in some spectacular fashion.