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It Is Scapegoat Time of Year.

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CL82 said:
I posted a link to this thread that use the title “hanging nominations” and ended up, predictable, in hindsight, getting a bunch of nominations there. I was just gonna quote them all and post them here but somehow the quote function is down. So I will copy and bring them over so we can have the nominees in one thread.

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Sounds like someone who just needs to be found and have their ass stomped

@August_West what did you do? You’ve always struck me as one of the last people to settle fools in public
 
This was cringy then. And it’s still cringy now.

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Fishy said:
I'd throw 98% of you in a volcano.
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That's why people have mentioned you as a candidate.

If you've got strength enough to throw people into volcanoes, use your strength for good, not vanity and clever quips about impossible things.

You might think you want to dispense with 98%. You might even want to. But you couldn't do actually do it, not even close.

You don't have the strength.
You don't have the volcano.
You don't have the transportation.
You don't even have the interest.

This is performative crankiness.
Are you taunting, campaigning, or wasting our time.
Do you even know?
At this point, are you more attuned to Connecticut College or the University of Connecticut?
Did you top out for 2023 with your scoop on Boeheim's last day as the Syracuse head coach?

Are you going to string us along, talk tough, not care, false start, undermine others, slap the image of an opposing coach on a scrotum, and spend the day of Round 1 drinking to honor the patron Saint of Ireland while poo-pooh the faithful and claiming that you are big but the pictures got smaller while you whinge about roster construction, looking forward to an amorphous victory lap that claims your foresight was rewarded for not wasting emotional energy on a flawed team, coach, whatever?
 
Hans Sprungfeld said:
That's why people have mentioned you as a candidate.

If you've got strength enough to throw people into volcanoes, use your strength for good, not vanity and clever quips about impossible things.

You might think you want to dispense with 98%. You might even want to. But you couldn't do actually do it, not even close.

You don't have the strength.
You don't have the volcano.
You don't have the transportation.
You don't even have the interest.

This is performative crankiness.
Are you taunting, campaigning, or wasting our time.
Do you even know?
At this point, are you more attuned to Connecticut College or the University of Connecticut?
Did you top out for 2023 with your scoop on Boeheim's last day as the Syracuse head coach?

Are you going to string us along, talk tough, not care, false start, undermine others, slap the image of an opposing coach on a scrotum, and spend the day of Round 1 drinking to honor the patron Saint of Ireland while poo-pooh the faithful and claiming that you are big but the pictures got smaller while you whinge about roster construction, looking forward to an amorphous victory lap that claims your foresight was rewarded for not wasting emotional energy on a flawed team, coach, whatever?
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After that rant, it has to be Hans.
 
Either way, I stand ready to serve unambiguously in favor of the success of University of Connecticut basketball for the entirety of the NCAA Tournament and beyond.

That some might find it a hangable offense dismays me more than it would surprise me. That in itself dismays me.

Maybe a pinned two-choice Poll with posters' votes prior to each game would be helpful for this forum. For example:

Who are you rooting for on Friday?

UConn Huskies
Iona Gaels

I am rooting for the UConn Huskies.
I am cheering for the success of Head Coach Dan Hurley.
I am in favor of every coach, player, staff member, and fan bringing their best efforts & outcomes to this year's post-season.
And yes, I have corresponding wishes for the success of the UConn Women's Basketball team as well.

That's what I'm here for...
 
I started the Limerick thread and if I'm going to be hung so be it. I enjoy limericks and thought others might too. I got enough negative feedback and it wasn't worth it to continue. I don't care for the Haiku so I thought the Limerick form might be enjoyable to some. Even though I don't like the haiku thread I would never call for its originator to be hung. I simply don't read it. If there is a recurring thread that you don't like don't click on it.
 
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uconnfan68 said:
After that rant, it has to be Hans.
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I know every poster will consider himself one of the 2% but my thinking is the gauntlet has been thrown. The 98% need to rise up and hang Fishy. He's never been posited as a candidate but he's now gone beyond the pale in calling out this number of members of the Boneyard!

Gone are the days when he would personally threaten to throat punch transgressors individually. Now he throws out some arbitrary put down number. This forum has definitely gotten out of hand and I blame that slacker shirking his responsibility as the number one reason for the mess this forum currently is in. And that mess is bad mojo.
 
fleudslipcon said:
I know every poster will consider himself one of the 2% but my thinking is the gauntlet has been thrown. The 98% need to rise up and hang Fishy. He's never been posited as a candidate but he's now gone beyond the pale in calling out this number of members of the Boneyard!

Gone are the days when he would personally threaten to throat punch transgressors individually. Now he throws out some arbitrary put down number. This forum has definitely gotten out of hand and I blame that slacker shirking his responsibility as the number one reason for the mess this forum currently is in. And that mess is bad mojo.
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He absolutely was hanged once back in the day. 2003 or 2004. He @ssb@nged the mojo so the mojo @ssb@nged him.
 
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Waquoit said:
Big difference between those two years, tzz. Any chance of tightening that up? It would effect my potential vote.
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tzznandrew said:
I don't remember which it was. I do think it was 2004, and the Okie Eric was 2003.
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Matters not! If he failed the first time he gets a second chance to fix it. If he got us the natty well it's a no brainer.

I gave up on that slacker @Deepster. There still appears to be a pulse in Fishy. There are many new posters who have not observed Fishy in action. His wit is second to none. Had he continued it the limerick idea would never have come to fruition. Just too embarrassing by comparison.

Get the rope @prankster!
 
fleudslipcon said:
I know every poster will consider himself one of the 2% but my thinking is the gauntlet has been thrown. The 98% need to rise up and hang Fishy. He's never been posited as a candidate but he's now gone beyond the pale in calling out this number of members of the Boneyard!

Gone are the days when he would personally threaten to throat punch transgressors individually. Now he throws out some arbitrary put down number. This forum has definitely gotten out of hand and I blame that slacker shirking his responsibility as the number one reason for the mess this forum currently is in. And that mess is bad mojo.
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Fishy was already hanged. Rehanging the hanged is like reheating leftovers. You don’t feed the mojo reheated leftovers.
 
fleudslipcon said:
Matters not! If he failed the first time he gets a second chance to fix it. If he got us the natty well it's a no brainer.
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Well, when you put it that way...
 
Does having had your neck stretched once, in the very distant past really preclude them from ever again being a candidate? I don't know if this is true or merely something that has been repeated to the point where everyone assumes that it is true.

I do know that we need a candidate with the veritas and gravitas to actually improve our mojo.

I do not think that it is coincidental that we open in Albany (basically the backyard of the person in question).

If this is the best path we should pursue it.

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CL82 said:
Fishy was already hanged. Rehanging the hanged is like reheating leftovers. You don’t feed the mojo reheated leftovers.
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OK, first off, if someone was hanged and in that hanging failed to avail us of a banner, then chuck his worthless carcass into the pit and let's move on.

If, on the other hand, there is a hangee who delivered, then maybe there might be enough there for a second go around. A melding of the old hanging plus the new one.

Could be something there.

Like Tigris of Gaul from Gladiator, but with him beating Maximus, this time.

IDK, who were the hangers who brought banners, anyway.

I think there were 15 or 20 in the original lineup of the Duke 5, come on. Step up. Claim your accolades, win a chance at getting your neck stretched a second time.
 
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Hans Sprungfeld said:
That's why people have mentioned you as a candidate.

If you've got strength enough to throw people into volcanoes, use your strength for good, not vanity and clever quips about impossible things.

You might think you want to dispense with 98%. You might even want to. But you couldn't do actually do it, not even close.

You don't have the strength.
You don't have the volcano.
You don't have the transportation.
You don't even have the interest.

This is performative crankiness.
Are you taunting, campaigning, or wasting our time.
Do you even know?
At this point, are you more attuned to Connecticut College or the University of Connecticut?
Did you top out for 2023 with your scoop on Boeheim's last day as the Syracuse head coach?

Are you going to string us along, talk tough, not care, false start, undermine others, slap the image of an opposing coach on a scrotum, and spend the day of Round 1 drinking to honor the patron Saint of Ireland while poo-pooh the faithful and claiming that you are big but the pictures got smaller while you whinge about roster construction, looking forward to an amorphous victory lap that claims your foresight was rewarded for not wasting emotional energy on a flawed team, coach, whatever?
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I was actually hanged already - I think 2004 or some year around there. Pretty sure it was the year after we hung deep and swami.
 
Fishy said:
I was actually hanged already - I think 2004 or some year around there. Pretty sure it was the year after we hung deep and swami.
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Thank you for our second ring.

Do you (or does anyone else) remember who we hanged in 2011 & 2014?
 
Fishy said:
0% of these toddlers will get the reference lol

Google it, toddlers!
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We're not all that dumb. If I actually still had a laptop with a graphics program, I'd have put Tom's face over Abe Vigoda's in full Wapiti ceremonial garb. But I'm on a Chromebook

Really underrated comedy.

 
Fishy said:
0% of these toddlers will get the reference lol

Google it, toddlers!
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Meh, it was worth a passing smirk, and that largely based upon its obscurity. For what it’s worth, I like that movie.
 
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