ga head (like they say in Lon Gisland) heathens, tell us how wonderful ur taco, with miracle whip, a sketchy hotdog, you know, the kind made with ground up chicken feet, soy, turkey nostrils, pork bellies, that stuff floating around in the back of the fridge turning green, is.
and on the eighth day, the good lord proclaimed from the top of mount Nebraska, that a hot dog shall be made from 100% beef, preferably corn fed. the trumpeters sounded their blast, and the people rejoiced, secure in the knowledge that plant based protein dogs and burgers shall, now and forevermore, be right out, as they chanted 'adios' to chickpea patties pretending to be redhots and big macs.
-the book of revelations. or mebbe it's the book of good vibrations.
one of those.