If UConn assigned seats by IQ

[NEforceUConn]

Honestly is best policy.

 

[UConnDad]

IQ or basketball IQ?

 

[husky429]

I cannot overstate how stupid my friends and I are. It is a shock my best friends can breathe and tie their shoes at the same time.

If my wife could come, we might even out to the low 200s. She has synesthesia and can use it to remember things so well that they studied her at Yale.

 

[BlueandOG]

Put me and my crew with Barkley in the cheap seats!

 

[ctchamps]

I’d be the bathroom attendant helping Chief report which recruits are in the building.

 

[Greedo]

Every time I visit this site I consider myself the smartest one here. I said I'd sit in the far third.

 

[storrsroars]

I said "closest third" because while I deserve courtside, my "crew" would bring the IQ score down a bit.

 

[navery12]

My tickets were just rescinded and they recommended I watch from home

 

[NEforceUConn]

My tickets were just rescinded and they recommended I watch from home

Beats the transistor radio.

 

[StllH8L8ner]

This is a tough one.

Good friend of mine has a PH.D in Biology from Yale and is a scientist for Merck, but will send me pics of toilets where someone had explosive diarrhea and didn’t flush.

I have a finance job where I have to be pretty on point everyday and speak intelligently to clients and colleagues, but then will participate in a drunken 1am dance off with neighborhood friends.

Not sure where that puts me.

 

[AZHuskiePop]

Ten years ago court side
Every other year since I would get moved farther away. , the problem with that is my eyesight keeps getting worse and I will have to revert back to listening to games on the radio as long as my earring aid batteries hold out ,

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Is there a reason we're pandering to the nerds? I'm pretty sure we squeezed every posible ounce of mojo from them last spring.

 

[willie99]

Maybe "your crew" can no longer sit together. Might be a lot of singles

 

[Improviser]

IQ?

I thought he was sent to Toronto and could care less about being at any UConn game.

 

[jleves]

Reading comments on this board and seeing that over 61% of you think you would be in the top two tiers makes me giggle.

 

[GruntCakes]

i Done gradiated the sixth grade!

 

[bluestreak]

I'm in the parking garage struggling to find an audio on either the radio or my phone and swearing at both and punching the dashboard.

 

[ibleedhuskyblue]

4

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

The implication is that those with high IQ smarts would sit in the best seats. Why would that be a good idea?

 

[NEforceUConn]

4

Ummm….what is 2 squared?

 

[JCSuperstar]

The implication is that those with high IQ smarts would sit in the best seats. Why would that be a good idea?

It’s a game, it’s just for fun. It’s not being presented as a superior seating policy, Commander Data.

 

[NJHusky]

I cannot overstate how stupid my friends and I are. It is a shock my best friends can breathe and tie their shoes at the same time.

If my wife could come, we might even out to the low 200s. She has synesthesia and can use it to remember things so well that they studied her at Yale.

I learned a new word today. Thx

 

[uconnfan68]

Right in the front row next to Bob Uecker.

 

[MilliniumPrince]

Courtside at Gampel, for games at the XL

 

[Fishy]

You would all get to will call and be told that no one has left a ticket for you.

 

[Travelman6]

I'd have a free trip to Mars in a few decades. By that point there should be some decent reception possible to see Uconn crack double digit championships in their first year as GiganticSec60 conference members.

 

[borninansonia]

For my academic IQ, 1st or 2nd row; for my basketball IQ, last row; for my social IQ, not allowed in the building.

 

[QuickDraw]

For my academic IQ, 1st or 2nd row; for my basketball IQ, last row; for my social IQ, not allowed in the building.

 

[husky429]

I learned a new word today. Thx

Which one? This will be a good indication of your row

 

[SoFla Steve]

Smart enough to qualify to sit behind the bench. Also, smart enough to realize I'd miss half the game with the players standing up a lot of the time so seat me in the closest third.