OT: I feel like I'm being broken up with.

[RichZ]

The relationship is but 8 days old, and has been incredibly intense at times. But I fell asleep last night with a feeling of unease. And today there have been subtle hints. The 'toys' that she stored here between sessions, including her favorite 'dopler device' with it's squishy lubricant, she brings with her now, for a quicky. Been using it with some other guy in the meantime, I'll bet. I can't help but feel used.
All that remains is the "let's take a walk down the hall," discussion. If I don't fall over or pass out before we reach my bedside on the return, I feel sure the relationship will be brought to a swift conclusion at that point.
Sure, we'll have one more night of rolling, squirming and getting tangled in the bedsheets, but it just won't feel the same.
I'm strong though. I'm looking forward to hanging with my old crowd. Won't have time for her any more when I'm running with the big dogs, beating the field and racking up the trophies.
Yeah, I'm ready. I sure hope I haven't been misreading the signs, because I'm really ready for this deal to be over tomorrow!
I just hope she doesn't decide to give the jewelry sack a massive, gangrene inducing squeeze on the way out. You know, for old times' sake!

TL;DNR
RichZ's been laid up for surgery. Hoping to be released tomorrow.

 

[CL82]

The relationship is but 8 days old, and has been incredibly intense at times. But I fell asleep last night with a feeling of unease. And today there have been subtle hints. The 'toys' that she stored here between sessions, including her favorite 'dopler device' with it's squishy lubricant, she brings with her now, for a quicky. Been using it with some other guy in the meantime, I'll bet. I can't help but feel used.
All that remains is the "let's take a walk down the hall," discussion. If I don't fall over or pass out before we reach my bedside on the return, I feel sure the relationship will be brought to a swift conclusion at that point.
Sure, we'll have one more night of rolling, squirming and getting tangled in the bedsheets, but it just won't feel the same.
I'm strong though. I'm looking forward to hanging with my old crowd. Won't have time for her any more when I'm running with the big dogs, beating the field and racking up the trophies.
Yeah, I'm ready. I sure hope I haven't been misreading the signs, because I'm really ready for this deal to be over tomorrow!
I just hope she doesn't decide to give the jewelry sack a massive, gangrene inducing squeeze on the way out. You know, for old times' sake!

TL;DNR
RichZ's been laid up for surgery. Hoping to be released tomorrow.

They have started the pain killers, haven't they?

Good luck Rich.

 

[TheChamps990411]

Good Luck

 

[HuskyBandDad]

What ....?

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

W

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[joober jones]

Best of luck and wishes for a speedy recovery.

 

[jibsey]

The relationship is but 8 days old, and has been incredibly intense at times. But I fell asleep last night with a feeling of unease. And today there have been subtle hints. The 'toys' that she stored here between sessions, including her favorite 'dopler device' with it's squishy lubricant, she brings with her now, for a quicky. Been using it with some other guy in the meantime, I'll bet. I can't help but feel used.
All that remains is the "let's take a walk down the hall," discussion. If I don't fall over or pass out before we reach my bedside on the return, I feel sure the relationship will be brought to a swift conclusion at that point.
Sure, we'll have one more night of rolling, squirming and getting tangled in the bedsheets, but it just won't feel the same.
I'm strong though. I'm looking forward to hanging with my old crowd. Won't have time for her any more when I'm running with the big dogs, beating the field and racking up the trophies.
Yeah, I'm ready. I sure hope I haven't been misreading the signs, because I'm really ready for this deal to be over tomorrow!
I just hope she doesn't decide to give the jewelry sack a massive, gangrene inducing squeeze on the way out. You know, for old times' sake!

TL;DNR
RichZ's been laid up for surgery. Hoping to be released tomorrow.

Had me going for a second Rich. Popped the remote off my lap.

 

[8893]

 

[temery]

Had me going for a second Rich. Popped the remote off my lap.

hands free.

 

[Palatine]

Walking out of hospital is one of the best things that you do.

 

[geohusky]

Doppler device???? Can you get one on amazon?

 

[RichZ]

When you've lived with my health issues, you have no choice but to make fun of them.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

The relationship is but 8 days old, and has been incredibly intense at times. But I fell asleep last night with a feeling of unease. And today there have been subtle hints. The 'toys' that she stored here between sessions, including her favorite 'dopler device' with it's squishy lubricant, she brings with her now, for a quicky. Been using it with some other guy in the meantime, I'll bet. I can't help but feel used.
All that remains is the "let's take a walk down the hall," discussion. If I don't fall over or pass out before we reach my bedside on the return, I feel sure the relationship will be brought to a swift conclusion at that point.
Sure, we'll have one more night of rolling, squirming and getting tangled in the bedsheets, but it just won't feel the same.
I'm strong though. I'm looking forward to hanging with my old crowd. Won't have time for her any more when I'm running with the big dogs, beating the field and racking up the trophies.
Yeah, I'm ready. I sure hope I haven't been misreading the signs, because I'm really ready for this deal to be over tomorrow!
I just hope she doesn't decide to give the jewelry sack a massive, gangrene inducing squeeze on the way out. You know, for old times' sake!

TL;DNR
RichZ's been laid up for surgery. Hoping to be released tomorrow.

It's clear that they didn't remove your storytelling abilities or sense of humor.
Heal well.

 

[mauconnfan]

Good luck can’t wait for the healing stories Rich

 

[gtcam]

ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best of luck with the recovery
She can be replaced!!!

 

[Travelman6]

Interesting read!